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Ok_Understanding5184 t1_j8v8szd wrote

Reply to TIFU by putting tea tree oil on my pussy by Tsarofcocaine

I don't know if this helps any, but I (m) had a gf who bought a pack of KY "infused massage oil" that pretty much felt like jamming your cock into a simmering vat of liquid cinnamon, not fun. I never voiced my objection because I wanted to keep doing fun dirty stuff with her, and since she was frugal it all got used I was glad to see the empty bottle thrown away 50/50 win-loss on that one

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carmenhoney t1_j8v4n3g wrote

Reply to TIFU by putting tea tree oil on my pussy by Tsarofcocaine

I once went to a thai cooking school and after the chilli lesson where we picked, and chopped the chillies for curry paste I realised my period cup needed changing ... So I reach on up that bitch and that's how I learned the value of washing your hands BEFORE touching your vag 😁👍 of course the toilets were stalls out in the open air so I was too embarrassed to go out of the stall, collect water or wet tissue and go back to rinse so I sat through the next 3 hours with chilli juice all up in my bits.

WASH YOUR GOD DAMN HANDS BEFORE AND AFTER!!! 🤣

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squirrelybitch t1_j8v13p3 wrote

Reply to TIFU by putting tea tree oil on my pussy by Tsarofcocaine

OMFG. There are no words for how much empathy I have for your poor vag. I’ve only put that horror juice on my regular skin and never on my hoo-ha. So I can’t even imagine what that would be like, but I know without a doubt that you have suffered immensely, and I am deeply sorry. I now fear that Gwynneth Paltrow & her Goopy minions are going to do something hideous with this tale of woe.

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jaydoes t1_j8uw9er wrote

Reply to TIFU by going to the dealership by myself… by Euphoric_Feeling_272

Go back there and tell them remove everything and rewrite the contract for the price they quoted you minus the add ons. If they don't you call FTC and tell them the entire story and that you have an audio recording to back that up. Unless they're crooks they won't want that.

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Melanchxlisch t1_j8uw8g5 wrote

Reply to TIFU by putting tea tree oil on my pussy by Tsarofcocaine

This reminds me of something I did in my past.

I was about 15, just discovered I could pleasure myself. I was at my grandparents and was feeling in the mood, but I wanted some sort of lubricant to help me out.

My grandmother had a huge shelf of health and self care related products in the room I was staying in. Many of the items now that I think about it would've worked better than what I chose.

For some reason, my 15 year old brain decoded the best substitute for lube was Oragel, so I grabbed it put some up inside of myself. OH.MY GOD.

The pain I experienced after was nothing like I've experienced before, not only was my vagina numb it burned like hell.

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eileen404 t1_j8uvwlt wrote

Reply to TIFU by putting tea tree oil on my pussy by Tsarofcocaine

For future reference, oils wash off with soap or are soluble in other less irritating oils. A massage therapist I knew had a rule to not put acting in the outside of the body you wouldn't put inside... Bit the opposite is true too. You could have used any cooking oils to dilute it.

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