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vocamur09 t1_j8qjqr1 wrote
Reply to TIFU I have officially succeeded in scaring off someone I really cared about, and I’m so mad at myself and kicking myself for it. 27 F 27 M by [deleted]
Unsolicited advice: If he makes you happy and is supportive when you are going through stuff, think about why you are setting the boundary of needing space.
If you are doing it because you don’t have time to focus on the relationship, that might be fair but think about the joy you get from this person and weigh that against the stress of managing your time.
If you are doing it because you don’t want this guy to see you like this out of a sense of guilt or shame, you aren’t being fair to yourself or him. You should be honest about your concerns and with him rather than making a unilateral decision. Maybe he is happy to be around you too and wants to support you through these stressful times.
If he messaged you and is thinking of you he is probably open to an honest conversation. If you communicate your concerns and boundaries clearly you might be able to maintain a happy and healthy relationship with someone who wants to be supportive of you.
dragonstone13 t1_j8qivgp wrote
Reply to TIFU from going to stink to pink by [deleted]
🤢🤢
mcnathan80 t1_j8qd36w wrote
Reply to comment by TheyCallMeBigSlick in TIFU by getting dumped for taking a dump. by 6millionwaystolive
Didn’t have to clean his crap, got free food at a party, but dumped for a dump.
Two Outta’ Three Ain’t Bad
Spirited-Reputation6 t1_j8q3jim wrote
Reply to comment by simptom61 in TIFU from going to stink to pink by [deleted]
Strange timing
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j8pq9ie wrote
Reply to TIFU from going to stink to pink by [deleted]
But was it worth it?
[deleted] t1_j8pp41y wrote
Reply to comment by davidgrayPhotography in TIFU by getting dumped for taking a dump. by 6millionwaystolive
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probrachi t1_j8phpxt wrote
Reply to comment by Trisaraht0ps91 in TIFU from going to stink to pink by [deleted]
i didnt think i typed like a boy, ive got pics of me on my account lol
simptom61 t1_j8phpe9 wrote
Reply to TIFU from going to stink to pink by [deleted]
Sounds like you got a keeper don't change it
Trisaraht0ps91 t1_j8ph2kz wrote
Reply to TIFU from going to stink to pink by [deleted]
100% written by a dude 😂
OkVolume1 t1_j8pgfzy wrote
Reply to TIFU from going to stink to pink by [deleted]
One in the stink = ooze in the pink.
HeywoodPeace t1_j8p4mug wrote
Reply to comment by chickinflickin in TIFU by getting dumped for taking a dump. by 6millionwaystolive
I'm 53 and haven't been to doctor in years
Mirawenya t1_j8ouulk wrote
Reply to comment by jerry111165 in TIFU by getting dumped for taking a dump. by 6millionwaystolive
Well he didn't know there wasn't any water until trying to flush. At least around here, our toilets have water in the bottom, and the way it flushes is you dump lots of water from the tank in, and it goes through this S bend thingymajiggy, and it's flushed, and new water is in the bottom. I dunno if other toilets work differently. But in our house, a dry toilet will flush once, and then it won't refill the tank, but there'll be water in the bowl. If you use it after this point, you might find yourself in a pickle. But you won't know there's no water till you try flushing.
beansummmits OP t1_j8osxsg wrote
Reply to comment by Empire2k5 in TIFU by going on a trip with my cousin by beansummmits
whack-a-mole? right?
jerry111165 t1_j8oph2s wrote
Reply to comment by Mirawenya in TIFU by getting dumped for taking a dump. by 6millionwaystolive
Well - that sucks. Guessing that I probably would have found a different toilet and not taken a crap in a house that had no water.
Who craps in a dry toilet?
CNorm77 t1_j8of4tw wrote
Literally pooping right now while reading this. Can't manage 15 courics tho. Think I'm only at about 6.5.
aimeebabyy_ OP t1_j8oeos2 wrote
Reply to comment by guy30000 in TIFU by eating delicious Thai food before some spontaneous sexy time by aimeebabyy_
More like a spicy sausage 🤣
aimeebabyy_ OP t1_j8oek9e wrote
Reply to comment by MercyReign in TIFU by eating delicious Thai food before some spontaneous sexy time by aimeebabyy_
I'm so thankful he was kind about it and was able to laugh it off!! Would not have blamed him for being a lil upset haha
MoonleySpoon t1_j8oedoz wrote
hey man, she did you a favor. If she wants you at your best, she should want you when you burst...or something like that.
guy30000 t1_j8obxi3 wrote
That's a spicy meatball
Ayowolf t1_j8obhko wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating a wet french fry by nononoy
Nooo😭 that was so unexpected
MercyReign t1_j8oa1le wrote
At least you guys had a laugh after that. So it’s fine.
thatbalconyjumper t1_j8o7adp wrote
One time I clogged the toilet at my parents house and my boyfriend unclogged it for me. The right one will come in time.
B25B25 t1_j8o4ffx wrote
Reply to comment by Profound-Cookie27 in TIFU by getting dumped for taking a dump. by 6millionwaystolive
Yeah, would be a different story if she called him afterwards and he'd refuse to come back. He just forgot. And they were equally stupid not to temporarly contain it with some liquid out of a bottle, so that's no argument either.
xxxiii t1_j8o28o7 wrote
This happened to me once (I was the gf) but there was a huge giant monster turd in there…. but no toilet paper. Had I not been so young and confused I probably would have dumped that guy too. Because not only did he plug up my toilet. But he’s clearly a psychopath
Chips4 t1_j8qoj5j wrote
Reply to TIFU I have officially succeeded in scaring off someone I really cared about, and I’m so mad at myself and kicking myself for it. 27 F 27 M by [deleted]
Some people love you at your best and at your worst! Let yourself be loved..