Katie Couric is not happy with this form of measurement being used to detail a turd

I just ignored covid. I don't get sick ever (had a cold in 2008, another in 2016), and I knew it would blow over eventually. I don't get vaccinated because I believe it will throw off the balance of my perfect immune system and I'll not only get sick from the vaccine (a little) but I will start catching colds and other things I haven't had in decades. I'm not a dick and I'm not selfish. I'm not trying to intentionally harm anyone else by being a carrier, I just put my own health above others'. It's an individual needs situation, and I do not need help in fighting off infection

This looks like a centipede made of smileys

A lot of people didn't want to take COVID seriously and treated it like it was some kind of liberal talking point, some people distrusted the media and didn't want to believe a pandemic could happen in their lifetime. Does this make all of those people giant pieces of shit? Nah, I don't think so. Misguided I think. So no, not triggered. It wasn't about me.

Does it trigger you that much that you have to write this inane comment?

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But it sanitizes it.

Lol k. That's all you got for us?

Next time crank up the volume to the max while fixing his stuff, and you'll never be bothered again.

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I mean, to summarize the best comments: flowers will fix it, but you probably shouldn't fix it.( But you're in high school, ergo you won't take the good advice... so just make sure that you know the meaning of the flowers you get; for example yellow roses mean friendship and that would make this worse.)

Sanitizer doesn’t get rid of poop

I can hear this gif

Honestly, not talking about it and leaving it for her was likely a bigger deal than anything. Like, when shit hits the fan, OP's ex learns that OP just walks away with no communication about the fact that shit just clogged the fan.

Poop knife 🤣 classic

There usually enough in the pipes for a luttle use after it gets shut off

It's enough to pour the water in the bowl, not the bowels.

Came in to say something along the lines of “she never goes to the bathroom?”

Then I kept reading and realized that you left it floating in her toilet

Who does that?

Dasani is a good choice. To flush your poop and wash your ass

Shhhshhhshhshh! My insurance jacked up everything so now I’m pay as I go with a prepay plan. I put in 120. They put in 45, and my meds are 150. I no longer have a doc, but hopefully the don’t cost more than $90!

Buy some flowers bro and say Soz

You should call her up and say "Reddit demands the truth: did you really dump me over that poop?"

Who knows, maybe you two will make amends and get back together?

Stan Marsh - Takes a dump

OP probably kicking himself after reading this

Really? Did not know that. I don't know why I'm not surprised? Like I've had this odd preconceived notion that meatloaf is a douche for some reason. Huh.