a CCW?

If you have been hobbling it might be for the best, if you have done damage, you could be making it worse and more expensive to fix in the future

I wish. I’ve had to hobble up and down stairs for two months and it’s still not healed, but if I say anything they’re going to say go to the doc.

I’ll have to check. Knowing my luck, it isn’t. I’ll get a medical professional to check with me asap.

Thanks. I think I will. Think I’ve really fucked up here

With all those jokes you must be a comedian, but you acting like a clown.

Damn, dude, that sucks. I feel for you, man. But hey, maybe she wasn’t the one for you. If she can’t deal with your shit, literally, then she’s not worth your time. You need someone who will love you and your massive turds, or at least not break up with you over them. Next time, though, maybe check the water before you drop a bomb, or at least give her a heads up or something. I hope you find someone who can look beyond your brown mistakes and love you for you. Hang in there, buddy.

From thin air, like magic. Honestly my fiance is magic, carried me like i weigh nothing :3

Oh, dude, I hurt like fudge, but I felt up my ankle and nothing felt out of line, so I just finished throwing out the trash and took the stairs one at a time. I got yelled at a lot, but the hell was I supposed to do? Materialize a support person?

Thank you for pointing it out, it should be fixed now, I tried to edit it :)

Oh, that makes sense.

That is my bad, apparently auto correct thought it would be funny. I ment to write chick Flicks, movies like legally blond, clueless, easy a, and so on.

What does "chicken flicks" mean?

I miss being young but I don't miss young love. Just move on. You won't remember her years down the road and if you do then it will be in passing.

While i don't feel very sexy with a cast on my leg, I'm lucky I didn't smash my back or skull, with the laundry I would have had a cushion.

I I live in a place I don't have to pay an insane amount for medical care. For rn it's 94 euro, and we haven't checked if my insurance will cover any, but hopefully they will.

Through, really when you can get your head checked, it's one thing to break a toe, and a completely other if you have a fracture in your skull or something. Good luck!

Yours is sexier than my injury. I was carrying shit down the stairs. I miscounted, and my right foot hit the edge of the bottom step, before all 236lbs collapsed, and somehow slid sideways and smacked the back of my head against the wall. It’s been two months and it still hurts first in the morning and when I’ve walked too much. Coworkers were saying “did you go to the doc?” Like I can afford that! I’m on a pay as you go, I ain’t going but for meds!

Hmmm I suppose she doesn't have a ccw? If not and she caught it with, yeah shes fucked.

You dodged a bullet. A real girlfriend would have taken a picture of your shit, printed it out, cut out tiny sombrero, put it on picture, draw pistol stache and glue googly eyes making a frowny face and in her best Mr. Hankey voice say "you left your shit behind you" them ask you if you want to get high while rolling in the floor laughing. Is that to much to ask? Geez...

Bahahahaha!!!

No, Meatloaf.

Take my angry upvote.

you have saliva, no excuses.

I mean what do you mean by "talked to her for jokes"

If it’s yellow, flush it down.

If it’s brown, flush it down.