OP took grooming advice from his cat.

He licked his paws hands clean.

u/LearnedButt never defined what type of knife was the best poop knife either. I need to know this so I can cut my logs into more manageable nuggets.

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Ok but if the water is turned off you can't really run water for adding to the bowl, can you?

But if I were in OPs situation I'd be using any available liquid. Gatorade, milk, popping cans of soda, microwaving the ice cubes, whatever was around that could be reasonably liquified. Make a Walmart run and grab some gallon jugs. Whatever it took man.

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I don’t know how it happened but I misread this as “which is the best tactical poop knife”

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Are you in middle or high school?

This is the epitome of that meme where Shaq is like "understandable, have a nice day"

Honestly... sounds more like you dodged a bullet.

What if she would have claimed the world record for herself?

She failed to invoke the “no dump” rule beforehand. Your lucky you didn’t waste anymore time with her

So how did you find out it was the landlord if she broke up with you over this.

So wait… how did you wash your hands after wiping your butt if the water was off?

Jokingly apologize

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Personally I consider that the #1 reddit post I've ever read.

I have so many questions.... However, I'll make a suggestion instead. Go to the hardware store and buy a couple of buckets to fill instead of the bottles. Should be able to get a few flushes out per bucket and it will be easier. The biggest question I have is why has this water leak not been repaired in so long that there is an alternative toilet flushing protocol. Most places would just ask a neighboring business for access to their restrooms if it was only going to be a day or two.

Depending on country/state in the US you might be able to cancel the entire purchase within 24-72+ hours. Read your contract and find out if you can return the car. You'll be on the hook for mileage or fees but it will be a lot less than 10K.

Goddam that's funny.

Ok and what if you are in an area that doesn't rain or it isn't raining?