He could have used some hand sanitizer.

Bucket outside + heavy rain = a bucket full of rain water.

Lpt, a toilet will flush if the water is off, and if the power is off. You just need to get bottled water, or water from anywhere, and manially fill the tank.

Assuming your plumbing is gravity based drainage, which most are

Ironically, Meatloaf himself was actually a steaming pile of shit.

You must carry a wooden paint stir stick to beat up your alligators for the rest of your life. No one should have to fight your gators for you Sir.

Put the knife in the bucket with some TP and butt wipes and you have a full on poop kit.

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This seems like a reasonable response considering you all only dated for 6 months lol.

Also, if the water was off how did you wash your fucking hands?!

How are you to fill a bucket of the water is off?

You left a big pile of shit in someone's toilet. That's fucked up man lol. She didn't dump you for taking a dump you got dumped for being an asshole lmao.

Yuuuup. Water heater went out, we had to buy a whole lot of gallons of water to flush the toilet till it was replaced. Pain in the ass, but functional.

Sorry you got dumped for a dump. Sounds like a real shitty deal.

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Finally, the age-old question has been answered. Scholars searched for eons, but it took one man's embarassing breakup story to uncover the truth

See I'm not saying hiding it is right. I'm saying it's not something you randomly tell someone when you know it could possibly fuck up the relationship which is also exactly what it did when he told her. Before someone says he should've told her at the start, it's not something you start off a relationship with is it? Would you tell someone that when you're starting a relationship? Especially when it's something that you're not proud of.

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We have a water leak at work and the water is shut off. We have a lot of 5 gallon bottles of water, so we can flush the toilets. However, the water doesn't pour out of the bottle fast enough to flush the toilet. I've successfully done a bucket flush in the same toilet when we had a tank refilling problem, so I would claim to know what I'm doing.

Filling the tank is the only way to get enough pressure to flush using a 5 gallon water bottle.

He kinda dropped her off to deal with BIG kid in the drained pool

I mean we're going to a hotel but istg if she brings it to customs...

God i don't fuck with the police. She told me about if before because she couldn't hold it in but i didn't know she brings it with her everywhere. It's definitely hers.

The ole bucket flush

A literal poop child. It has evolved beyond a baby