Man had the stinker and the toilet, but no water. 2 out of 3 certainly wasn't ideal here...

Hot hot hot!!

Clogzilla.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7qb8CuiUGM

Seems like a good time to talk with a medical professional.

Was the respirator good quality, properly fitted, and rated for organic vapors?

Too much P.F Chang’s?

I got u fam

>fatal if inhaled

Seems pretty serious

>You're not gonna get killed

I mean, she's black and in the US and breaking the law.

Canadian customs won't kill her, but I wouldn't put it past some other law enforcement doing it.

>ew, bodily functions? disgusting, who does that?

Immature and dumb. Good riddance.

Update: Always carry the poop 5 gallon jug along with a poop knife

Bro, shit happens.

Poop knife won't help much when there's no water to flush it down.

That's 100x worse than finding out other family's don't have poop knives.

If it's yellow, let it mellow.

If it's brown, flush it down.

The TLDR of it was this dude couldn't figure out why his socks were missing. His girlfriend was using his socks to wipe after taking a dump and hiding them.

https://www.ilo.org/dyn/icsc/showcard.display?p_card_id=0058

You need to seek medical attention immediately according to this safety sheet I found on the internet.

This should just be titled: TIFU by not having my poop knife

You have built things at an advanced level with your friends. You then bring in a vanilla partner who cannot cope with the situation. You have to decide if you want to stay at a certain level or go down to the pre level if that makes sense. Lesson learned.

Ok, answer me this:

When was the correct time to tell her?

Was there ever, at any point, a time when that information would have been well received?

I’m guessing you’re having trouble answering that.

The fact is, people have pasts. And if you want to be with another person, those pasts are going to be there. And you both have to be okay with whatever happens to be in one another’s pasts.

No lie was ever told. Would the truth ever have been accepted? Or would that have been a dealbreaker no matter when you told her?

Sometimes there just isn’t a right answer.

Surely that was objects in the rear may seem larger when ignored?

Your FU was not disclosing that info earlier without being asked. IMHO you would be disservicing yourself by letting go of two people who are so special to you to avoid 'possible' discomfort in future relationships. Just be upfront from now on and let people decide for themselves if they are secure with you still maintaining friendships with ppl you have a srxual history with. As long as you are no longer keeping secrets I don't see how this would be a problem going forward.

Fucking Courics omg

LPT: If this happens to you again, fill an empty bucket with water if you can and pour it into the toilet bowl (not too fast). Keep a plunger on hand in case this doesn't work. This will flush the toilet when not much else will work.

I wish I had an award to give. Gotta love a Meatloaf reference.

Any past sexual relationship should be disclosed if relevant, as is the case when you are still friends with past partners.