Best one I've read right here

Hilarious, but if she really liked you this wouldn't be enough to end things after 6 months of dating. It was happening regardless. Put your self in her shoes. Would you dump someone great because they forgot to flush your toilet once? I sure as fuck wouldn't.

Yup, just dump a bucket of water directly in the toilet bowl. If it’s enough (about a gallon), and you dump it in fast enough, it will flush.

Or, you can remove the tank lid and pour it in there too, but that’s not necessary.

You haven't met my husband.

Maybe it’s not her gun and she’s getting rid of it for a friend after an unfortunate incident. Better you say nothing because snitches get stitches

Throw away chopsticks work really well.

> dropped her off so I can go home

First you dropped your kids off in her pool (and didn’t flush) then you dropped her off

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37.5 pounds. An unimaginable feat.

making a huge effort to unclog the toilet. Haha

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Not sure if jokey question or if you haven't heard the legendary story of the poop knife.

This shit made me cackle. Guess you've got to explore the 5,999,999 other ways to live

I don't necessarily disagree but it's clear that OP still has some type of intimacy going on with the two considering the gf picked up pretty clear hints there at least was something going on in the past. I know platonic friendship can look differently for everyone but when you bring a new person into your life with that sort of info they deserve to know upfront and potential boundaries and questions/answers should have been put forth.

It was a trainwreck simply because they thought hiding pertinent info from the S/O was a good idea. I do hope the two can further talk things out, the friendship can be kept, and boundaries can be put in place to ensure everyone's happy and comfortable.

No? Why would this be the only sexual relationship that must be disclosed? By that logic, everybody should disclose their past sex life without ever being asked.

She's over-reacting. Nothing he has done in the past should determine their future together.

This. You almost always get better financing outside the dealership

I'll definitely agree with this. It's impossible to be that intimate with someone and not be different afterwards. I've run into this very situation more than a few times and it always results in someone's feelings getting hurt.

I'm sure he would have if he was alive.

I left my ex boyfriend because he was too close friend his a former FWB. He told me to deal with it. I chose my mental health over him. The worst part was in the beginning of our relationship, he said he would cut her off for his own future. Then he blame me for being controlling. It still hurt me deeply everytime I think about it. Once you make up your mind, you have to stick to that decision. Cut them or not, stay with your decision or you will be the biggest asshole.

I was this girl too. Found out my boyfriends secret past intimacy with people he stayed friends with. I can’t even tell you how deep it cut. I’ve known for maybe a year now and goddamn it still hurts.

The only reason I didn’t leave was because he had very minimal contact with said friend and it happened years ago. I would have left if I didn’t truly believe that he lied by omission because he was trying to spare my feelings rather than be sneaky and hurtful AND cut off all contact with said person without me having to ask.

I hope she leaves you for good.

As a fyi you can flush with any water. You can literally use a bottle of water it will work. I once had to water the plants for a friend in their home (only with rain water). And I really needed to go lol but they actually turned off the water. So I had to use the good rain water

It's time for the Poop Lord of the Rings Arwen Sword Replica ™

Legend

please explain