But did she want to suck on your face? If so, that could make for a lively evening

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Is that some home-grown Indian racism? Because I don't know that word as anything but a dessert.

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Nice click bait

I had my wife accidentally trying to be sexy come up with dick face. What supposed to be a compliment. Didn’t quite work.

That was a fun read :) I would of threw the M&M's so she could just have it all

That’s racist

You will both joke about it in future years.

Not really a TIFU if there were no negative consequences no?

He's laughing but deep down he's worried about being replaced.

Sounds like an South Asian household issue

Did He put it in your butt?

Yeah. Not buying this..

Nah, unless OP straight up made up the manipulative threat of suicide. The options are either that the ex is toxic, or that they're both toxic. In either scenario they're better off separated.

Well... we only have OP's side of the story. OP might be the toxic one.

So your ex is marrying his cousin sister? Do you live in like Alabama?

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Yeah calling the "sister"/cousin wasn't the fuck-up, the fuck-up was talking to him again in the first place. You broke up with him.and he threatened suicide if you didn't take him back; regardless of the reasons for the breakup and whether it was "justified" (hate the word in this context, nobody has to be with someone who's not making them happy, but you know what I mean) acting like that is deeply manipulative and extremely toxic. People who act like that do not respect your boundaries, or you as a person, and you don't need them in your life.

Do this! Best way to prove you're not stealing cups, is to buy a ridiculous amount of cups

Very simplified version, but accurate for the most part. I really should ignore her as well, but I think it's easy for my brain and hard for my heart. (Sorry sister, straight as a ruler here, and so is the girl. Also I definitely shoulda put spaces, my bad)

This is a really good point. I think I'll commit to the latter, considering its only up from here. The former might just make me spiral into anxiety.

A little cliche, but I like it. I'll keep it in mind.

But my head says otherwise 🗿

Holy shit. I never even thought about my entire situation being like this. This is the perfect explanation of what's happening to me. Unfortunately that's not a good thing, huh. I myself have come to realize that I have to get some closure, and just work on improving myself mentally and physically. Thanks so much my dude.