so many people with the same experience. What is it with guys and shit stains on the bed. Do they just not wash their asses.

If ya like him enough ya gotta tell him or decide not to see him again. Be like...you gotta be better cause I like you and idk if you knew you did that but I got plenty of tp you're free to use.

You'll either laugh about it later or he'll ghost you and hopefully do better

They make bikini line trimmers that work really well and aren't anywhere as dangerous

I use a pair of hair scissors, and snip most of it, to tidy it up. No need to go all the way down to skin, or shave, because they’ll cause you undue stress when it starts growing again, and the terrain isn’t flat enough to get a clean shave! 😂 It just requires patience, and careful use of hands to guide the scissor blades.

Like others said, please mess with her by buying more cups and bringing them in. I'd bet you can find them online (ebay, etsy, etc.). I'd love to see a part 2 to this 😂

I guess I'm getting old, 35. Don't know what simping for anime characters means lol. Dad of 2, guess it's happening whether I like it or not 😉

I always wash really well before i go somewhere big fear of mine as im also to scared to cut myself to shave back there

It's too late, my post it's famous in the group because a lot of people felt related with what I said, I'm just going to let the river go naturally and hope my family never mentions it again.

Delete it quick so no one else sees it !!

As you get older you realize screw what anyone else thinks. Whatever makes you happy. Embarrassing sure, but own up to it. It's what makes you, you 👍

Yes, I'm dying of shame

Damn that sucks.

Next Reddit post … Today a lady rode me so good I shit myself 😂😂😂

This is hilarious. I’m imagining they have to have a meeting with their superior to discuss the problem of this teacher’s cups procreating at a ridiculous pace. There isn’t any room for other peoples dishes because her cups are everywhere, hundreds of them and it just keeps increasing. Her name is written on every single one, and as she has informed us already, there is no way anyone else could have brought these cups so they have to be hers. All we’re asking is that she starts giving her cups a contraceptive to prevent a further explosion in their population before these poor children are buried alive in cups.

Honestly in this situation, I’d let it go. You could be honest about it, but then again he’d be embarrassed too, but you could be helping him by making him aware. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Take a collection from everyone on here, but hundreds of them. Be petty, you know you want to.

This is even worse... a guy who doesn't wash his ass isn't a guy you want

Hygiene is important, but this guy doesn’t think so

naw you banged a dude that didn't know how to wipe his booty 💀💀

Pancakes.

Unlikely, he probably doesn’t do any maintenance of his behind bush, and doesn’t wipe properly to account for that. Nothing gay about trimming between the crack when it helps keep your sheets clean, and your farts commandingly loud.

This isn't one of those situations luckily. Op has said they get reimbursed.

Shit happens

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