I mean, he may not have known he did it.

I do that but I still require more than 1-2. Wait, are there a lot of people who DON’T spread?! Are they just sitting there shitting with their cheeks stuck together with poo like some sorta sick peanut butter sandwich?!

This, spread cheeks as you sit down and it requires very little to clean up 😅

As someone who spreads cheeks just enough so theres only little bit of poop on the hole 1-2 is plenty enough per wipe.

My bad you right. 6-8 squares will get me 2 full wipes and maybe like another half

Maybe he didn't know? He may have thought( or hoped) he just farted... did he go to the bathroom afterwards or just put his pants on right away when he stood up?

6 - 8 squares per wipe?! No check, fold and wipe again? How many tp do you go through per sitting 😂

well, if they do anything with it then you'll have proof. but unless you really ashamed of your body, It's not really a problem. anyone you're interested in who would see that picture and not realize it might be a cold shower, and not wonder how whoever is showing them got the picture? isn't worth impressing anyway.

by stressing, you are giving the bullies all the power. learn to laugh at yourself to take the power away from them.

He really shit the bed this time.

We all have our squirts.

I know you said you had a small dick but that was a big dick energy move, king.

try michaels, the craft store. they have a pretty big selection of generic glassware in bulk. I bought a set of 16 votive candle glass holders there for $11. They have drinking glasses too.

Own it man. The best thing you can do is absolutely and completely own it. Respond to the guys with "well at least I'm not the one with another man's dick on my phone" and to the girls with "you jealous?" or some other snarky comment. As soon as you back down, they will pounce, so hold your own

There was just a thread recently in this sub where people were telling the poster that accidents happen and some people said they were in long-term relationships with people where poop happened during their first sexual-encounter. Things happen, and sometimes it can be laughed-off.

However your story has one thing not in common with those: The guy didn't say anything about it until long after you'd discovered it yourself. That's a red-flag. Trust your gut and don't see him again.

may i introduce the company where you can find exact replicas of any cups? https://www.replacements.com/

I bought some different cups from the store yesterday, and did think to take a picture with the sticker still on… crazy times.

I’m sure I’ll come across more eventually, and do plan to buy them. Unfortunately they are pretty generic cups, so hard to do a Google search on. I’ll sneak a picture if I can, but might be hard. She claims she is never using the dishwasher again, since it clearly does more harm than good! If I get a picture, I certainly will post.

“What’s the deal with guys who don’t clean their assholes?”

So what? You reporting it will still force a paper trail in case they do try to release photos/blackmail you, etc. you need to report it dude. This is so not okay at all!!

Edit: hypothetically- if this somehow turns into a HUGE like life altering situation for you, it will mean SO MUCH MORE if you report now instead of waiting around and trying to claim all this happened at a later date.

This is like the setup to a Seinfeld episode

There's no way she didn't notice this. In uni, I had the same set of dishes as a guy across the hall. One day, I noticed four of everything when I only had two. Turned out my roommates were taking our neighbour's dishes because they thought he stole them from me.

This lady for sure knows how many she bought.

We all have our quirks.

I don’t count the squares. I just keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ tp for my butt (that’s to be sung to the tune of Limp Bizkit’s “Rollin’” btw). I’ll know when I have enough.

Literal poop hands

I insist on 6-8 squares per wipe

The amount of tp they insist is sufficient is preposterous.