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macdawg2020 t1_j6v913u wrote
Reply to comment by Celectionn in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
Just fucking own it dude, literally, I guarantee unless you look like that video of the naked guy in Philly, no one will care
niko4ever t1_j6v7rdq wrote
Reply to comment by Celectionn in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
In that case, dude, just talk to the police. It's super illegal to take photos of someone against their will when they're naked in a private space like a shower.
Or just threaten them that you'll call the police if they don't delete the photos
IGetHighAndAdoptDogs t1_j6us2y9 wrote
I’m going to give you some dumb advice that I have found works for me. Maybe it doesn’t for everyone…
When I get into uncomfortable situations, I work up the nerve and just lean into it. Your actual size is irrelevant here, but the next time someone says something about “small penis” or what not, just say something like…
Maybe so, but I more then make up for it with my mouth.
One or two times and no one will bring it up again.
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Reply to comment by JustSomeUsername99 in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
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Mr007McDiddles t1_j6thwmq wrote
You got Costnaza'd
IndijinusPhonetic t1_j6tg9nw wrote
Reply to comment by Celectionn in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
They sexually assaulted you. You have been the victim of a sex crime.
Surf-fishing t1_j6ta38w wrote
Bro, on the extreme end, you really think if you moved countries and got a job, your employer would be like “oh I remember seeing your cock in a shower on video!”? Lol. It’s different if you did porn or something, but a random video? I wouldn’t be to concerned about the rest of your life. The worlds big. The average person knows and remembers MAYBE 1,000 people, and even that’s pushing it. Personally I know and remember about 400ish and there’s billions of people on this planet.
xvideovampx t1_j6t7uy5 wrote
Significant shrinkage.
I_Need_Leaded_GAS t1_j6syjgw wrote
Reply to comment by JustSomeUsername99 in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
If someone put a hand on you then this is a different problem. People aren’t better anywhere. I as a male drunk at a party with “friends” wouldn’t take this straight to the law.
JustSomeUsername99 t1_j6swrw9 wrote
Reply to comment by I_Need_Leaded_GAS in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
I guess it depends on how you look at it.
If a woman gets drunk and guys take advantage and post pictures or she gets raped. Should she just make herself better?
If you don't reasonably expect people to not take advantage of you, when you become incapacitated, especially if the advantage is taken when you are in a shower, where you should expect privacy, then so be it. But I would expect people to be better, and I would expect the law to back me when a crime has been committed.
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Reply to comment by abused_toilet_paper in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
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deadwoodbuttman t1_j6svgkt wrote
Where you fucked up was by doing nothing. Should’ve either covered up, or pissed on their shoes.
Grow up and get new friends, what kind of self respecting adult has bullies?
PuddleCrank t1_j6suxhv wrote
Reply to comment by Matchbreakers in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
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I_Need_Leaded_GAS t1_j6stq29 wrote
Reply to comment by JustSomeUsername99 in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
No sweat dude. It’s just world trying to flex as if they are morally superior. Yeah. You can go to the law but if you fix yourself you turn out better for it and the idiots don’t get ahead. Crying to a court just gives the impression of weakness for things like this.
Mindless_Button_9378 t1_j6ssl1f wrote
They are counting on you being upset. Don't fall for it. Make it a joke and Photoshop the pics. When they see they can't hurt you they will leave you alone and find someone else to bully.
boomer465 t1_j6ss8bt wrote
Lean into it. Laugh about it. If anyone comes at you, make fun of how the water was cold, say trust the process, a grower not a shower - anything. They will lose interest REALLY fast if you give them zero satisfaction
I_Need_Leaded_GAS t1_j6ss6l4 wrote
If you are not underage and you still are this upset you might have a bit of growing up to do. Just the fact you got upset feeds their egos. And really how are you “done”? Is the whole world looking and making fun? No. You just think it’s so. It’s not and it’s only your brain doing this to you. Turn it around and use it. Own it. Show them confidence. If you feel this bad then maybe you have other problems besides this. But this? It’s not a deal breaker for life.
Magnusg t1_j6sroi9 wrote
Any girls that tease you just need to be told repeatedly, don't knock it till you try it.
CortexRex t1_j6srmb2 wrote
Reply to comment by Celectionn in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
How old are you? Are you in school? College? Stuff like this doesn't last very long, especially as you get older. Once you get out of that social group after school or whatever then this literally doesn't matter.
Rhye88 t1_j6srifb wrote
Reply to comment by Scared-Boysenberry71 in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
what a horrible awnser xd
whyunoletmepost t1_j6srh7q wrote
So I don't know if you saw The Hangover part 2 but in it the guy who plays Chang on community has a scene where you can see his dick and it looks like a tiny button in a ball of hair. They interviewed him and he said he knows it's small but doesn't give a fuck and was happy to flash it to the world. I haven't seen you penis but it's probably bigger than his. Only you can let that shit affect you. And if they see you truly don't give a fuck it will ruin their fun. Just say "your mom said it's the biggest she ever had so...". Also for laughs watching the seinfeld episode where this happens to George. Not all women know about shrinkage!
neontonsil t1_j6sqpc2 wrote
Reply to comment by Celectionn in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
Bullied? You a grown adult. You don't even go to school to face these people forcefully. Just walk away from people u don't like. And it's on u for getting too wasted and passing out in a party full of strangers and untrustworthy people.
ImBrokeNowBoi t1_j6v9uou wrote
Reply to comment by P41N4U in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
Someone taking nude pictures of you while you’re out of it is a pretty big deal, is it not?