Recent comments in /f/tifu

IGetHighAndAdoptDogs t1_j6us2y9 wrote

I’m going to give you some dumb advice that I have found works for me. Maybe it doesn’t for everyone…

 

When I get into uncomfortable situations, I work up the nerve and just lean into it. Your actual size is irrelevant here, but the next time someone says something about “small penis” or what not, just say something like…

Maybe so, but I more then make up for it with my mouth.

 

One or two times and no one will bring it up again.

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Surf-fishing t1_j6ta38w wrote

Bro, on the extreme end, you really think if you moved countries and got a job, your employer would be like “oh I remember seeing your cock in a shower on video!”? Lol. It’s different if you did porn or something, but a random video? I wouldn’t be to concerned about the rest of your life. The worlds big. The average person knows and remembers MAYBE 1,000 people, and even that’s pushing it. Personally I know and remember about 400ish and there’s billions of people on this planet.

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JustSomeUsername99 t1_j6swrw9 wrote

I guess it depends on how you look at it.

If a woman gets drunk and guys take advantage and post pictures or she gets raped. Should she just make herself better?

If you don't reasonably expect people to not take advantage of you, when you become incapacitated, especially if the advantage is taken when you are in a shower, where you should expect privacy, then so be it. But I would expect people to be better, and I would expect the law to back me when a crime has been committed.

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I_Need_Leaded_GAS t1_j6ss6l4 wrote

If you are not underage and you still are this upset you might have a bit of growing up to do. Just the fact you got upset feeds their egos. And really how are you “done”? Is the whole world looking and making fun? No. You just think it’s so. It’s not and it’s only your brain doing this to you. Turn it around and use it. Own it. Show them confidence. If you feel this bad then maybe you have other problems besides this. But this? It’s not a deal breaker for life.

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whyunoletmepost t1_j6srh7q wrote

So I don't know if you saw The Hangover part 2 but in it the guy who plays Chang on community has a scene where you can see his dick and it looks like a tiny button in a ball of hair. They interviewed him and he said he knows it's small but doesn't give a fuck and was happy to flash it to the world. I haven't seen you penis but it's probably bigger than his. Only you can let that shit affect you. And if they see you truly don't give a fuck it will ruin their fun. Just say "your mom said it's the biggest she ever had so...". Also for laughs watching the seinfeld episode where this happens to George. Not all women know about shrinkage!

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