Recent comments in /f/tifu
DonutGold4210 t1_j6s7hz3 wrote
This is why you control your drinks đđ
WarXMT t1_j6s76y5 wrote
- Most partners don't care about your erect size... much less your flacid size.
- People who bully others about this crap, usually are very insecure about themselves
- Bullying is illegal in most countries at any age.
caricama t1_j6s6zn6 wrote
Here's a solution nobody is going to give you: tell your family, relatives and friends about what happened and declare that you are going to give zero fucks and that they should too not give a single fuck if they ever come across those photos from the perpetrators of this heinous act. Then, call the cops on those assholes. Problem solved. You're welcome. There is no need to take your own life or someone else's life. There only needs to be due process and appropriate repercussions for any criminal activity, including but not limited to taking photos of your private parts, threatening you and insulting you.
Eldryanyyy t1_j6s6yid wrote
Reply to comment by Celectionn in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
So youâre afraid tons of girls are going to go online and look at naked pictures of you?
Scared-Boysenberry71 t1_j6s5g0r wrote
Reply to comment by Celectionn in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
Well then my dude stop drinking your ass off and showering at random parties, take some accountability as an adult get yourself together. Build up your self esteem and understand you're born with what you got, be happy regardless. More to life than just size. You're thinking too deep about cold/micro-size. Stop being self conscious about how the picture looks, you know what you got. Meet somebody who doesn't care about that.
Also I'd take a trip to the cops and see if there is anything they can do. Cut those people off either, shouldn't be around some immature bullying adults. Make new friends. Become somebody in life and prove your value is greater than just a "leaked picture." It's not a huge deal. It'll blow over.
amm5061 t1_j6s4aby wrote
Reply to comment by JustSomeUsername99 in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
Honestly, I would have expected it. European countries tend to be ahead of the US in things like this. I would definitely report them to the police.
JustSomeUsername99 t1_j6s3r8f wrote
Reply to comment by Squigglepig52 in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
Doing a bit of googling. Seems French law is very restrictive of photos without consent. Way more so than the US. So, I'm guessing a trip to the police would do OP some good.
holyfatfish t1_j6s3kau wrote
If it's not usually that small you will have to get hard and show everyone
IndijinusPhonetic t1_j6s39qe wrote
It doesnât matter if you are 12 or if youâre 75 years old. You got drunk, as young folks are often to do, and they unknowingly took pictures of you in the shower. That sure sounds like sexual assault.
Also, so a bunch of people you know think you have a small dick. Fuck âem. Even if your dick is 1â long fully hard, it doesnât matter. Most every person you know right now will not be in your life for very long, and also there is always someone out there, woman or man, who is into that. You do sound very young. The world of sex isnât as black and white as it seems to be right now. Itâs a perpetually changing kaleidoscope of color that you will grow to see for what it is, and when you get to that point none of this will matter.
Also, letâs say you are hiding the truth from Reddit because you are embarrassed about what happened and you actually do have a small penis. It could be thereâs a fix for that too. You could see a surgical urologist to find out if there are any surgical corrections. A lot of guys have a normal sized penis, but for some reason it doesnât fully show.
Lastly, there is such a thing as a Grower-not-a-shower. Guys make look like they have a micro penis and then they get hard and have a 7â penis fully erect.
Anyways, fuck those people. You donât need them, and thereâs literally like 7.8 billions other people out there. You donât HAVE to see any of those people much longer if you donât want to.
JustSomeUsername99 t1_j6s2v39 wrote
Reply to comment by Squigglepig52 in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
Really? Blackmail is legal?
Matchbreakers t1_j6s2lza wrote
As Someone with a small dick, and fat on top of that, believe me when I say noone worth listening to actually cares. Don't feel like you need to prove shit to anyone, when someone tries to make fun, turn it on them like "well I'm not the one looking at pictures of dicks, it's ok to admit if you got a kink bro" etc.
Turn it, marginalise it, ignore it. If you are hurting don't show it to these people, they thrive of your pain. If they share the pictures report it to the police because that is essential sexual harassment and it's illegal. Those dudes sound like they could use a reality dose.
Squigglepig52 t1_j6s2he0 wrote
Reply to comment by JustSomeUsername99 in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
Yeah, no. French law can be a fair bit different than American law, dude.
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Reply to comment by Celectionn in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
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Battles9 t1_j6s2efd wrote
If anyone says anything just own it, the only reason people bully others is to get a reaction don't give them the win. Girls like confidence way more than anything else, someone else said get jacked that's always a good move. This too shall pass.
darpacheetos t1_j6s2d50 wrote
Not a big deal dude. Just say âIâm a grower, not show-erâ. These people do this shit to get to you. If you just shrug it off, theyâll forget about it.
JustSomeUsername99 t1_j6s2cq9 wrote
You could always get ahead of the game.
Watch a good porno, beat that thing until it's huge, take a picture and spread it all over the internet so everyone knows you don't have a micro penis...
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JustSomeUsername99 t1_j6s22a3 wrote
Reply to comment by Celectionn in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
France is not a third world country. I would bet the laws are very similar.
Celectionn OP t1_j6s1ycf wrote
Reply to comment by JustSomeUsername99 in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
happened in france
kushtiannn t1_j6s1g9u wrote
People will forget.
In the meantime: Be positive Get jacked Seek vengeance on the bullies, Rambo style
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Reply to comment by Celectionn in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
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JustSomeUsername99 t1_j6s1dnb wrote
Not sure what country...
Go to the cops. A shower is not a public space. These people have committed a crime. Then they are threatening blackmail. Also a crime. They could actually end up in jail for these things.
shogun_ t1_j6s107m wrote
Reply to comment by Celectionn in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
Talk to a lawyer.
Celectionn OP t1_j6s0rtr wrote
Reply to comment by AleGolem in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
Didn't you read? on these godamn pitcures it seems like i have a micropenis and now these pictures are at risk of being shared online, i already got bullied a the party by a girl what happens next when everyone see the pictures? sorry didn't wanna come off rude but like this is not just "naked" its more thant that i don't give a f**ck if some people see me naked you don't get bullied for just being "naked"
Squigglepig52 t1_j6s87ty wrote
Reply to comment by JustSomeUsername99 in TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
I don't know, because I'm Canadian, and have a different legal code.
My point was, don't make the usual "American" mistake of assuming foriegn nations have the same laws as the US or Canada.
For one, American law is based on Common Law, French is based on Civil Law.