Recent comments in /f/tifu
[deleted] OP t1_j6pgwrk wrote
Reply to comment by thrwayhairbortion in TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]
i am. i truly am. ive lodt myself. thid is already a thing if the past. but im sorry. im seriously sorry. i hate mysekf tor this
Legitimate_Figure_89 t1_j6pgw0d wrote
E.G
Just call him egg
[deleted] OP t1_j6pgnba wrote
Reply to comment by B1L1D8 in TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]
i want to blow my br&@ins out seriously. im so decentized i resorted to this.
Bossanova87 t1_j6pgdaf wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded_Age6550 in TIFU by ripping my pants in the mall and accidentally flashing some kids by [deleted]
And you'll have a group of middle-aged men following your tours around the country, far longer than any of your music has been relevant. Those'll be your golden years!
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6pgc5w wrote
This doesn’t sound like a lot of money is involved so if the scammer wants to take you to small claims court, let him. Then when you show up, say, “Small claims? Obviously not for me!” Then unzip,and show everyone your big claim. And then everyone will clap
thrwayhairbortion t1_j6pg3uj wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]
Yes you are.
You're literally the person who did it.
[deleted] OP t1_j6pg1oh wrote
Reply to comment by thrwayhairbortion in TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]
i suppose so. i just wish i coikd take it bsck because im not this kind of person.
B1L1D8 t1_j6pg1ie wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]
Stop talking about this to literally everyone, go to a lawyer office and they can give you advice moving forward, you will give minimal and vague information until they actually know you needs and can help you. You will pay them to work on your behalf as things happen instead of after, it will cost money. They are the ONLY person you ever mention any possible illegal activities to.
Or, you risk it and hope this fades away and you learn a hard lesson of regret and anxiety for at least a year.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6pfvw3 wrote
The regional manager who got mad must be jealous because he’s shooting blanks
thrwayhairbortion t1_j6pfqmf wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]
Youve committed a heinous criminal act and you deserve exactly what you get.
stevedaher t1_j6pfpzc wrote
Reply to comment by krtshv in tifu by labeling something with my initials by Sayomi_Koneko
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick.
[deleted] OP t1_j6pfmrs wrote
Reply to comment by thrwayhairbortion in TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]
i am. im so sorry to you. and myself. i dont want sympathy. im just scared ive made a hugr mistake
thrwayhairbortion t1_j6pfdij wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]
You are. You did something horrible that hurts people and you've only "stopped" because you were caught and you're afraid of the consequences.
1ndomitablespirit t1_j6pfbz7 wrote
Just adopt a stuffy British accent and call him Lord Earl Grey Fuzzbutt
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6pf9bi wrote
Reply to TIFU by having my secret leaked by RhubarbParticular736
You have only one option: develop a Getting Mauled kink so when they maul you at least you enjoy it
[deleted] OP t1_j6pf7pm wrote
Reply to comment by B1L1D8 in TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]
idk how to do that
[deleted] OP t1_j6pf6sv wrote
Reply to comment by thrwayhairbortion in TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]
i just wabt help. im not a creep just extremely disappointed in myself.
Sea-Slip598 t1_j6pf52y wrote
Reply to comment by Cutecat42 in TIFU by most likely having diabetes for years without knowing by Cutecat42
Please dont listen to the comment above you. Weight training is ESSENTIAL for losing weight and I really helps with endorphins too. You don’t need to lift super heavy either. The easiest way to explain it is if you burn 200 calories on the treadmill doing cardio that is all you’ll burn. If you weight train for 30 mins you’ll burn 150 calories but then you’re going to keep burning calories into the next day while your body is repairing the muscles that your used to lift. So combining cardio and weight training is great for weight loss. I’m not a genius with this stuff but I’ve been working out for a long time and this is pretty basic stuff. Feel free to dm me if you ever have any questions regarding working out or dieting.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6pez6j wrote
Reply to TIFU by being horny at the gym with my bf by svckmyd1ck
> notice a guy who’s in one o fly college classes
In the next class meeting, his hand won’t be the only thing he raises
[deleted] OP t1_j6pevl5 wrote
Reply to comment by unicornhornporn0554 in TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]
im sorry. im so scared. i hste what ive done. im a horrible person n dont wanna lose my life to a fucking mistake like this
B1L1D8 t1_j6petn9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]
Delete this and LAWYER
thrwayhairbortion t1_j6pesrv wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]
Lol, enjoy prison.
Last I checked, the mandatory minimum for that type of crime was five years minimum, and federal prison requires you to serve 85% of your sentence.
Puzzleheaded_Age6550 t1_j6pem28 wrote
Reply to comment by Bossanova87 in TIFU by ripping my pants in the mall and accidentally flashing some kids by [deleted]
I think that's the name of my new band.
Lametown227 t1_j6pe9lf wrote
Reply to comment by Montanapat89 in tifu by labeling something with my initials by Sayomi_Koneko
This is why some parents shouldn’t think of their kids initials.
thrwayhairbortion t1_j6ph0n4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]
Still only worried about yourself.
Also, this is a confession you've written, bud.