Recent comments in /f/tifu
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6pe27w wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]
holy shit
another_day_in t1_j6pd9jl wrote
Reply to TIFU by being horny at the gym with my bf by svckmyd1ck
Total "accident"
Morbid79 t1_j6pd10w wrote
Reply to comment by pilken in tifu by labeling something with my initials by Sayomi_Koneko
Try having CLT as your initials đ I swear my parents wanted me to be a lesbian
Waffles__Falling t1_j6pcidj wrote
I named my cat whoâs now a year old Lilith and I love that name for her; however one of my younger siblings often calls her âLillyâ and it drives me crazy for some reason đ
But oh well, not much I can do about it lol. The important thing is that Lilith is a wonder family member, and the sweetest kitty I know!
dreballin3x t1_j6pcg4p wrote
At least you know about this potential diabetes. I kinda just went to an urgent care one day after having to pee a lot for a while (my mom had diabetes so I was kind of aware of the signs). My blood sugar was over 800 when I got tested. Like I really should have been dead.
dominus_aranearum t1_j6pc611 wrote
Reply to comment by Montanapat89 in tifu by labeling something with my initials by Sayomi_Koneko
I did. MCM. 1900 for short.
shmittkicker t1_j6pbto3 wrote
Reply to comment by Spazmer in TIFU by suggesting a name for our new kitten by fauxfurgopher
We had a cat named lumpy bc when we found him he had a herniated spleen, and you could see the lump poking out from his tummy. Friends of animals actually paid for the, at the time experimental surgery which the vet said he had a 30% chance of surviving. He survived and became a pet therapy cat for a 4-H club I was a part of. Great cat he lived to be 23
[Edit: spelling]
rutlandclimber t1_j6pbsv3 wrote
Reply to comment by redbucket75 in TIFU by spanking my gf by ReadingIntrovert
"well she can stand" đ¤Ł
BabysCrumbBuffet t1_j6pbm2s wrote
Used to work for a small loan company and their software could be abbreviated PL. I had to box up old documents for offsite storage and some of the files were not in the system for some reason.
Those boxes were labeled NIPL and pink highlighter was used to label them.
unicornhornporn0554 t1_j6pbklw wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]
Best thing you can do for yourself is calm down and find yourself a therapist, even just your run of the mill therapist can point you in the right direction to someone who specializes in cases like you.
And stop what youâre doing. It is NOT a victimless crime.
Anything else I could say about this will get me banned probably.
MzzBlaze t1_j6pbieh wrote
Reply to comment by eatshitake in TIFU by suggesting a name for our new kitten by fauxfurgopher
Yeah heâd be âEarly kitty, Early babies, or simply E.G or even Eggie.â
fatevilbuddah t1_j6pbgvg wrote
Reply to comment by zubekakkin in TIFU by sending my pregnant wife to China by zubekakkin
Read it wrong, my bad. I would say just go to the place physically though. If they have a legit case then they should be heard. Politics only goes so far.
Fingerlessman13x t1_j6pbfju wrote
the couch is already on fire if u want to save it. you'll have to decide if u want to be in a relationship with him, couse he obviously do.
HopOnTheHype t1_j6pbb7m wrote
fatevilbuddah t1_j6pb87j wrote
Reply to comment by zubekakkin in TIFU by sending my pregnant wife to China by zubekakkin
Get in on your tourist Visa, and apply for asylum and your card from here, do it without overstaying. You have an American son, and thats generally an almost given that they will work with you and make you a special case. The fact is you should be able to go to the American embassy wherever you are and ask to talk to someone but you're not sure who. They will help direct you to the right place, and because your son is American, they will help with the paperwork and help expedite it. You probably wouldn't even be on a tourist Visa. There is a list of visa types, legnths and rules and I'm sure there is one for your situation that may be much more beneficial. Hell, ask at the embassy if you can do a naturalization test at the embassy. Then you don't need to file for a green card. You're an American and you're going home with your new passports.
imnotsoho t1_j6pb36f wrote
I learned my lesson about an empty seat at a crowded bar. You gotta ask yourself why that seat is available.
Montanapat89 t1_j6pb2zh wrote
Reply to comment by pilken in tifu by labeling something with my initials by Sayomi_Koneko
This is why parents should think about the kid's initials when they name their babies.
BAAT-G t1_j6pazwt wrote
Reply to comment by Kronoss1321 in tifu by labeling something with my initials by Sayomi_Koneko
If he was then you wouldn't have a brother
[deleted] t1_j6pav6p wrote
Reply to comment by laughatbridget in tifu by labeling something with my initials by Sayomi_Koneko
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[deleted] OP t1_j6par0s wrote
Reply to comment by unicornhornporn0554 in TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]
yeah. im literally just out of control. im so mad at myself i cant ecen explain. disgusted.
unicornhornporn0554 t1_j6pai0e wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]
Illegal porn? Are you talking about what I think youâre talking about?
phobos33 t1_j6paar4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by spanking my gf by ReadingIntrovert
Spanking doesn't help kids, nor does it help adults. You need to get this woman some actual mental help.
theladybeav t1_j6p9yba wrote
Reply to comment by Sea-Slip598 in TIFU by hooking up with a smoker by [deleted]
If he does, he started an LLC for his door dash business
wellhungblack1 t1_j6p9szh wrote
Reply to TIFU by spanking my gf by ReadingIntrovert
First off apologize and acknowledge your mistake to her. Do not blame her for what you did. You two should try the red, yellow, green light system for short clear communication when you are having a discipline session and want to check in on how sheâs doing.
You shouldnât crucified for what you did, but you should feel like a dumb, callous loser for not being able to differentiate between sexual punishment and genuine pain/torture. Submissiveness is a gift and itâs your responsibility to know your partnerâs limits.
Learn from your mistake. Donât do it again⌠unless she asks for it
_Zeyr t1_j6pe7k7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by suggesting a name for our new kitten by fauxfurgopher
Considering you suggested a 2 name combo, might want to call him the latter? doesn't look that hard to figure thsi out...