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Waffles__Falling t1_j6pcidj wrote

I named my cat who’s now a year old Lilith and I love that name for her; however one of my younger siblings often calls her “Lilly” and it drives me crazy for some reason 😅

But oh well, not much I can do about it lol. The important thing is that Lilith is a wonder family member, and the sweetest kitty I know!

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shmittkicker t1_j6pbto3 wrote

We had a cat named lumpy bc when we found him he had a herniated spleen, and you could see the lump poking out from his tummy. Friends of animals actually paid for the, at the time experimental surgery which the vet said he had a 30% chance of surviving. He survived and became a pet therapy cat for a 4-H club I was a part of. Great cat he lived to be 23

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BabysCrumbBuffet t1_j6pbm2s wrote

Used to work for a small loan company and their software could be abbreviated PL. I had to box up old documents for offsite storage and some of the files were not in the system for some reason.

Those boxes were labeled NIPL and pink highlighter was used to label them.

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unicornhornporn0554 t1_j6pbklw wrote

Best thing you can do for yourself is calm down and find yourself a therapist, even just your run of the mill therapist can point you in the right direction to someone who specializes in cases like you.

And stop what you’re doing. It is NOT a victimless crime.

Anything else I could say about this will get me banned probably.

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fatevilbuddah t1_j6pb87j wrote

Get in on your tourist Visa, and apply for asylum and your card from here, do it without overstaying. You have an American son, and thats generally an almost given that they will work with you and make you a special case. The fact is you should be able to go to the American embassy wherever you are and ask to talk to someone but you're not sure who. They will help direct you to the right place, and because your son is American, they will help with the paperwork and help expedite it. You probably wouldn't even be on a tourist Visa. There is a list of visa types, legnths and rules and I'm sure there is one for your situation that may be much more beneficial. Hell, ask at the embassy if you can do a naturalization test at the embassy. Then you don't need to file for a green card. You're an American and you're going home with your new passports.

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wellhungblack1 t1_j6p9szh wrote

First off apologize and acknowledge your mistake to her. Do not blame her for what you did. You two should try the red, yellow, green light system for short clear communication when you are having a discipline session and want to check in on how she’s doing.

You shouldn’t crucified for what you did, but you should feel like a dumb, callous loser for not being able to differentiate between sexual punishment and genuine pain/torture. Submissiveness is a gift and it’s your responsibility to know your partner’s limits.

Learn from your mistake. Don’t do it again… unless she asks for it

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