Yupp, one of our cats growing up was literally just called Kitty.

Cats can't write lists.

call him Jason Todd

His women don’t respect him either:

Do you work at Dunder Mifflin?

What rl combo? In AmEng you can kind of hear some slightly suggested r, but just skip it and say the kitten has an English name!

Pronunciation of Earl

Big dogs don't live long. Nothing to see here

I loved my kids and poured my heart and soul into them and the result is just hurt, so maybe count your blessings that things worked out well for you and that maybe you won’t end up forgotten in a nursing home like the rest of us lol

You’d be surprised how many names a cat can figure out are theirs. I have at least 3 for one of my cats. And any of those 3 will have her running to me if I call. Doesn’t matter which one. Cats are very intelligent. Make up a cute nickname that you like, call kitty that, and your daughter can still call him Earl/Earl Grey/whatever makes her happy. The cat will figure it out and understand.

Earls are nobles, just call him "Milord."

You need to know your A1C number. The glucose and insulin numbers are snapshots at a given point in time, but the A1C number is a much more meaningful "over time" number. Below 6 is normal, 6 - 6.5 is "prediabetic," and higher than 6.5 is actual diabetes.

After hovering in prediabetic range for years, I topped out at 6.7. "Congratulations, you are now diabetic!" With an uptick in exercise, dietary improvement, and Metformin I'm down to 6.1 and holding.

Accepting, i remember one job i had in a restaurant where i showed up and the owner make me clean out his brother's apartment who was a horder took me 4 days/shifts to do so. Then a few weeks after had to go to cemetery to help put in his brothers headstone.

That being said he was a amazing boss that would bend over backwards to help you out (tv broke on me and i metained it, he just gave me a huge tv for free that night)

Adhesives and "glue snd tape" are too long. Sticky conveys the contents properly and quickly.

The name Early is going to morph 1000 times like all kitty names and he’ll end up with a cute name. Start with Eraly Baby and go from there.

You very much need to do this!! It will leak! But hey atleast when dad fixes this no dildo will be there!

> Daughter says I should just make up a nickname and call him that instead, but I want him to know his name.

Why?

You don’t have to share everything that comes to your mind, you know?

Joey Jo-jo Junior Zhabadoo?

Just imagined it, the manager still sounds way more ridiculous.

Lucky, i have to endure this till this September until i can move to college (USA equivalent would be 11th grade)

Congrats on your new nickname.

Guy literally said he knew the regional manager checks the label for appropriateness. Then calls a box Sticky JZ. He’s written his initials a 1000 times and you think it’s the first time someone has made the remark that it’s “jizz”. I have a bridge to sell you.

They are not passwords!

I am so fucking happy I’m no longer in high school

Says the crabby fool