Sounds like my kind of Tuesday

No TIFU here man.

Just call him Gray

Go for it, or tell him "we tried FWB, I really enjoyed it but would rather be friends like before".

You were both exploring. You can't figure out what the other person found without talking about it. Close friends talk things over. Time to get to it.

Call him Gravy. Gray-V

In eastern and middle europe it is pretty common for teens to joke and talk about it in my experience. Until they go in holocaust museums or the jew cemetery on school trips.

You’re amazing. Even just calling to schedule that type of appointment takes a lot of bravery. And to actually still go to that appointment after realizing your mistake? I’m impressed. I’ve been dealing with similar issues for YEARS and I finally have an appointment for next week. Thank you for the warning. I will avoid kiwis that day.

As long as you never call him late to dinner.

Meh. Personally I find dogs, especially puppies, a million times cuter than kids. Smarter too.

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Why do you let him do this to you?

Wow…I’d be pissed too if you almost burned my place down because you “weren’t thinking”.

My cats name is Luna and she will turn when I say Luna, Luna tuna, Looney, my baby, Lil girl, I can't think of them all but she knows them as her name. When I call her sister she ignores me because she knows I'm not addressing her. Cats are smarter than most people give them credit. If a cat doesn't come when you call them or even acknowledge you then they are just being cats they ignore you when they don't want to be bothered or they are not in the mood. If my cat would always act weird or ignore me I would probably go get their ears check but yea unless they have a hearing problem they ignore when they want but they truly know their name or nicknames.

Don't get overly excited until you speak to your doctor then. Google and WebMD are not board certified licensed doctors. Ask her what your A1C values are. It is an invaluable key indicator that is used to definitively mark diabetes.

I'd have dropped my brother out of my life after the first time. He has no respect for you, or your partner. Get away from him, and if your girlfriend decides to choose him... well, her decision, her fuck up.

"The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter, when I tell you a cat must have 3 different names."

Oh, no, she didn't diagnose me. Google did, lol. I got a copy of the blood work where it said my Glucose was high. So I looked for info on it, and that's where I found out my numbers mean I'm in the diabetes range. Once I saw that, I saw that my insulin was checked (which I know is for diabetes), so I looked for info on that.

I just made an appointment with her for this Friday. She very well might say that I don't have it, but according to basically everything on Google, I do.

Sounds like the doctor literally faced the consequences.

I'm also a BS, I always include my middle initial to avoid it.

He might own a business but he’s definitely not out of town for months haha.

If the doctor ordered it. I am surprised that your doctor would make a definitive diagnosis without that information since it is a key indicator of diabetes.

Dog > baby

Surely the obvious and easiest solution would have been to have just written it off as an accident and, if the expense of a replacement is prohibitive, to claim it on household insurance under accidental loss/damage cover.

Who TAF dismantles a toilet?

My son is still not as bright as our very dumb dog. He is quite a few years away from leveling up to a Border Collie. Any reasonable parent would not be offended.

Would that been a part of the blood test? I'm not seeing one labeled as A1C.