Wow. Well. Nah. Too old for this.

Since when does any cat have just one name? Earl may be his official name for vet documents but he can have any nickname you feel like. My friend has a cat named Loki but usually I address him as Buddy or Kitty. Or Fucker if he bites me.

Oh fuck dude, that's a great one.

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I'm personally team Hattie B, but Prince's is great too. That said, I will kill a man for a Hot Mess from Big Shakes. And JD is also a tourist trap, Uncle Nearest is the distillery to go to.

Either this is made up or you both need counseling. I mean what the fuck.

Neither one of you can handle the other being attracted to other people and that is definitely not healthy in a relationship.

Ha!

So you’ve probably for some insulin resistance going on at the very least but maybe not full diabetes yet. I’m in a similar boat and my doctor put me on Saxenda. It’s technically for weight loss but is suppose to help my body do the insulin thing better. The side effects are hell at first AND I keep hearing concerning things about it in the news so idk if it was the right choice or not.

There are other options to deal with insulin resistance which is also help you lose weight because your body will be using the food you eat more effectively. Or that’s how I understood it.

Although not the best results, this isn’t a bad thing. Now you have some clue about what’s been holding you back and you can work with your doctor to counter it.

I would never speak to my brother again if he did that.

My kids named my cats Josh and Pizza. Good luck.

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I laughed way too hard at the" I began to play Clitar Hero" new favorite phase!

Your husband is seriously insecure.

Stranger things have happened.

Hurt people hurt people.

"I need that POWER!"

I'm here for it.

You hooked up with a married dude in his car and he took you back home. End of story, move on.

Looks like you got two choices: up your game, hit the gym and get a couple of tats or find your own place more than two hours away.

put it plainly, even if you went with option 1 sounds like he will immediately turn it up and be all over you again. Being an inconvenient distance away will mostly limit you danger zone to family gatherings

I don't think google has steered you wrong in this case, you have the symptoms and the risk factors.

The good news is high glucose/pre-diabetes is often reversible by changing your diet.

Learn about the glycemic index and see a registered dietician for guidance.

By changing how and what you eat you can turn it around. I wish you the best of luck.

Flashfish sounds like a Megaman villain with a banging boss theme.

Bro, break up with this crazy bitch. She played with FIRE just to get spanked. She's a jail sentence or grave waiting to happen.

Dump her. Move out. It takes two to tango. He's not the only one to blame. Find someone who really cares about you and they'll give two shits about him.

For real. This definitely reads like someone who isn't mature enough to be in an adult relationship yet. Total infatuation and lust.

Very true, only silver lining there is big bro is weeding out the ones who are easily disloyal, but damn that's not healthy to their relationship, cause even if OP pulls someone who won't give his brother the time of day, that seed of paranoia is already well rooted.