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coffeebuzzbuzzz t1_j6o8xyx wrote
Reply to comment by Question_Few in TIFU by hooking up with a smoker by [deleted]
She should still be in high school since it's only January. Unless she dropped out and got her GED. She's still technically high school age. Not sexy imo.
nobloodforstargates t1_j6o8kqm wrote
Reply to comment by Lawyerowski in TIFU by getting involved with a communist group, all because of a girl by Ingegner-Cane
It amazes me that “communists” still get conned into supporting an imperialist kleptocracy.
natx37 t1_j6o8k16 wrote
Back in my day they called this the "friend zone". I believe the kids today would say that you are a simp. Either way, she's using you. Friends don't allow friends to pay for everything. Also, single heterosexual men and single heterosexual women can't really be friends.
forever-lost435 OP t1_j6o6pvo wrote
Reply to comment by regalAugur in tifu by ruining the relationship with my best friend with sex by forever-lost435
that is my dream
Christpopher1244 t1_j6o6kht wrote
"I'm too dumb to talk to him about it" says it all, friend. Talk to him!
Apprehensive-Nebula t1_j6o67oy wrote
Reply to TIFU by letting my brother meet my gf by Dinobrothers
Your brother is a scumbag. You don't need people like that in your life. Cut ties cut your loses and move on. There's plenty of fish in the sea and it really isn't worth trippin over.
Any-Confusion-4526 t1_j6o63mg wrote
Reply to TIFU by letting my brother meet my gf by Dinobrothers
Dude, your brother does not respect you. If he keeps stealing your woman, you should not be having a close relationship with him. You will never be happy in a relationship as long as he is around.
McFlyST33ZY t1_j6o5yy3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by letting my brother meet my gf by Dinobrothers
drop em both from ya life n keep it pushing big dawg
SuccessfulCandle2182 t1_j6o5ys6 wrote
I would appreciate it that someone remembers my dog - 0 fuck up in my eyes
MikeHock_is_GONE t1_j6o5rpj wrote
Reply to TIFU by measuring the size of my face with my fingers and getting caught! (M20) by [deleted]
when your mom comes down to the kitchen in the morning, place the croissant on your face but when she looks at your funny, put it against your ear like you are on the phone.. then walk away while talking into the croissant
myturn4funDan t1_j6o5ila wrote
Reply to comment by WeNeedToTalkAboutMe in TIFU by comparing a baby to a dog by [deleted]
Who the fuck names their baby Smith?
Hercusleaze t1_j6o57js wrote
Reply to comment by LittleHiLittleLo in TIFU by ripping my pants in the mall and accidentally flashing some kids by [deleted]
She addressed this in the post
Meso_Thelioma t1_j6o4ro5 wrote
Reply to comment by Dinobrothers in TIFU by letting my brother meet my gf by Dinobrothers
Ok then your brother is terrible and you should move out. If you truly think he's gunna fuck her while youre gone, you probably shouldnt be around him.
MrsUnitsLostTab t1_j6o3ubt wrote
Reply to comment by Donkeeeeeeeee in TIFU by measuring the size of my face with my fingers and getting caught! (M20) by [deleted]
I read the whole thing and I'm still confused.
DoubtfulOptimist t1_j6o3t5p wrote
Reply to TIFU by letting my brother meet my gf by Dinobrothers
If I’m reading your post correctly, your brother had sex with two women you were dating. What the hell? If I were you, I’d rethink my relationship with him because that’s a line you just don’t cross. Incredibly disrespectful toward you and a very immature thing to do.
Squishy-pants t1_j6o3p1j wrote
Reply to TIFU by letting my brother meet my gf by Dinobrothers
I think I would just tell her it's not going to work out and be done with it. You will always be wondering about those two, it's a lot of unnecessary stress.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j6o3cdf wrote
Reply to comment by mooshgoosh in tifu by thinking that six inches would not fit down the toilet by mooshgoosh
C'mon. You even called it "jerking off" at one point. It was a lame attempt.
kyle_bautista t1_j6o39kl wrote
a true story on tifu involving sex for once ?? I didn’t think I’d see the day
Dinobrothers OP t1_j6o362c wrote
Reply to comment by all__my_S0rr0w in TIFU by letting my brother meet my gf by Dinobrothers
Yea, and he says that's between me and her
Sea_Calligrapher_986 t1_j6o3482 wrote
He's on the rebound so have to becareful I have seen this happen where either they truly liked the friend or they were close so it helped heal their broken heart but then broke the friends heart.
Either way whatever you want a talk needs to be had so you don't lose a friend.
all__my_S0rr0w t1_j6o3246 wrote
Reply to TIFU by letting my brother meet my gf by Dinobrothers
Dude, you gotta talk with your brother
MrsUnitsLostTab t1_j6o2j51 wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying a menstral cup by Cherry___Popper
You are probably like me and just have a higher cervix than most people. I had to get the (standard, not collapsible) Lily cup as it is the longest one on the market. Every other cup I've tried I can barely reach when it's time to empty it. Once I found the right cup for me, though, I can honestly say I do not miss tampons in the slightest.
ConnFlab t1_j6o1wot wrote
If they even noticed they probably would have found it funny, we used to think that shit was hilarious in school, even if it happened to you lmao. Slightly embarrassing but still funny.
ziplin19 t1_j6o1819 wrote
If you do not learn to communicate, you end up being alone
Cyborg_Ninja_Cat t1_j6o92vp wrote
Reply to comment by Cherry___Popper in TIFU by trying a menstral cup by Cherry___Popper
Hey, they're not for everyone and they have cons as well as pros. I love mine but if they're not for you that's fine. But if you do decide to try one again, I hope you find one that works well for you - the first brand I tried also wasn't good for me.