Safe sex goes both ways, always insist on a safe word ...

I once was told that I had to use my "proper" initials - - - say my name is "William Stewart" but I go by Bill - I had put BS on everything I inspected that was not working at work and was told I was being "vulgar".

note: Not Working - BS

Imagine being an adult. A manager. Who flies into a fit of rage. For a little piece of paper that may or may not say Jizz.

This is both hilarious and painful. Well done!

You have learned 2 things.

1, you now know how to fix a toilet. # 2, you need an 8 " dildo.

Sirly (Sir Earl)?

Using tinder ofc for friendships 😂

Don’t think so, it would be easier to understand.

> And you can't disassemble your colon as easily as a toilet.

Clearly, you've never seen the contents of a surgeon's tool-box The disassembly part is easy enough. It is the re-assembly part afterwards, that requires them to train for so many years.

I am a guy with a female best friend as well. I've known her since college and she is the the I go to talk to after my wife, who she also has a great friendship with. Unfortunately, I don't think what you guys did was an accident. If both of you were willing to go through with this, there were underlying feelings on both sides. I love my best friend second only to my wife but I would never do anything sexual with her. I know she feels the same way. You should pursue a relationship with your friend and if that doesn't work out, that's life.

Some lady in a skirt accidentally mooned me when I was 7. I proceeded to point and yell "Mom look at that lady's butt!" While cackling hysterically. The kids will be fine. If anything, they have a funny story to tell their friends

Bro what does this have to do with anything

Always have a safe word or signal.

Play safe.

You sound like a bit of a nut. Also the age gap is creepy. Also I think this is made up.

Don’t beat yourself up. You couldn’t have known.

I'm more grossed out at the age difference than the smoking.

Call him Early.

Did AI write this?

Stopped reading at 32m

[removed]

I definitely don't resent her for deciding to break up. she has every right to and if she wants it, it's what's probably best for her.

the whole situation just makes me sad.

I made one really stupid decision barely conscious and it cost me my girlfriend and my best friend

1. I'm not in the wrong
2. Ironic you are picking on me for making fun of a username which is precisely what /u/DumbestManEver did.

You would make an excellent republican because you call out the exact thing you are.

Everything about this post is those new psychological terms kids learn from social media

Trauma , anxiety , healing , etc

It's only the name. Dogs usually have pretty usual names (except for "snuffles, fluffy," etc). At least you didn't say the baby looked like a dog because that would be a problem 💀

This is going to end terribly for you. 32 is a creepy age to be hooking up with 18s. You’re hooked on him because you don’t know any better yet. Infatuation is a powerful intoxicant. When he breaks your heart and tosses you aside for the next 18 year old, you will have learned a valuable lesson about creeps. Be safe.