Earl twirls his pearls as a whirl of swirls twirl around him in the world.

It doesn’t roll off the tongue at all. The rl combo is taxing to me. Also, I knew an Earl once. I didn’t like him.

I mean nicknames will happen organically. My kitties are called all sorts. One is pretty sure his name is biggun because he’s huge, and then small beans and soft trongle (triangle boy) are all not their names. Just let the love flow and a nickname will follow.

You are playing with sexual behaviors that neither of you understand. Back out all the way from this and start over.

It’s the rl combo that drives me crazy!

How about Pearl?

Twirl?

Twirly?

What's wrong with Earl?

There's almost zero reason for 32 yr old to hang out with a 18 yr old, huge red flag. There is almost nothing in common and you are basically a kid who thinks they are an adult. Sorry if this sounds harsh.

if u date a smoker u will stink like a smoker

hopefully u dont start smoking too

Reminds me of that Ally McBeal storyline where John was informed that Nelle wanted to try spanking. Lol

As someone who lost theirs recently, it’s ok. You may have brought up some heartache but it’s nice to see others think of doggo too.

Try to think of it as a good conversation. You two both just found out your best friend is sexually attracted attracted to you. Happy days! Talk like you normally do, but finish it with sex. What's not to like?!

The worst that could happen to those kids is laugh too hard

Think this is more "today I made my manager look like an idiot" lol

Thank you for reading and your kindness! Your words are much appreciated. It's easy to forget that I bring things to the table too

I mean I call mine a “sex trophy” I get it

I think I’m like halfway.

Who the fuck names their dog Smith.

due to trauma i actually just chucked it out after that🧍

damn it guys you got me

Have you considered measuring tape and therapy?

i appreciate the advice, but don’t worry, i did soon after.

TIFU by forgetting that I ran over my co-workers dog.

Babies are kind of derpy little things, too. Adorable, snuggly, derpy little humans.

First thing I thought of, lol.