Did your mom laugh?

I know that in the UK, kids are given a day to dress up to celebrate the end of the year but that's not until mid summer which made me believe this story less.

The part that shit passes through isn't clean...

Sad 😔 I don’t really enjoy certain aspects of anime, but I’m never one to dismiss a great story/concept just because of the format in which it’s told. Like people who dismiss all animation as “for kids” 🙄

It's definitely an ecumenical matter.

Yes that was his balls dropping 😂

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There's a group of people, men and women, who take this beyond kink and consciously try to "correct" women's behavior with corporal punishment. My guess is the girlfriend is into spanking and stumbled into this culture online, and seeing it as a way to fulfill her kink suggested it to her boyfriend. But that's a (fucked up) lifestyle that isn't just about sex, it's about treating women like abused children. I can see an appeal, it excuses her from any responsibility since it assumes she cannot make decisions without 'training', but she's probably struggling with the whole concept. Hopefully they can work together to figure out how to meet her kink desires separately from the work she needs to do to live a responsible adult life.

You can come up with an infinite list of reasons not to get into a relationship with someone you care about and want to be with. Then you're 50 and alone and no one is calling you asking for a date.

When I was younger I had all these rules and considerations in my head and I'm glad I didn't let that keep me from taking a chance on a totally screwed up situation that turned out to be the love of my life.

It probably isn't a bad thing, though, that he knows you liked and missed his pupper.

its certainly abnormal. that said, i have a coworker that married his middle school girlfriend and hes in his mid 40’s now.

honestly its wild talkin to him. it’s like he lives in a different universe from the rest of us. it’s like being emotionally wealthy and never knowing what its like to not be set emotionally.

> well she can stand

LMAO

> You should also talk about safe ways to initiate punishment sessions

Right? I was under the impression these ways were supposed to be playful and harmless, and not things that can get you fired or hurt. Like, whats next? Cheating?

Did...Did you have underwear on?

I feel your pain. I took a call from a coworker I had not spoken to in awhile (we were moved to different locations) and asked about her baby, which she had delivered a few months before. She said, "oh, you didn't know, my baby died." I wanted to puke. I am now very hesitant to ask about anyone's babies now.

Are we not concerned at all about the clear rebound? OP is going to come across as a home wrecker or a rebound, and neither one is a solid start for a relationship.

I’m not saying it won’t work, but it’s something they will need to work through and be aware of

You need to talk to him. Give him your feelings and that you never want to loose him. Be honest

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Haven't gotten to the patricide part yet. Might change their minds.

I don't think the problem was the comparison I think the problem was you provided no context and basically backhandedly insulted the baby without meaning to. Also Derpy is a somewhat offensive term.

Yeah but they're not dating.

Oh you sweet summer child. There is less than a 1% chance anything he has said is true. He's not out of town. He doesnt own a business. He's just sleeping with a lot of barely-adults from tinder.

This is called LUST, not LOVE. You need to learn the difference, especially at 18.

Don't feel bad. I once asked someone I hadn't seen in several years how her husband's doing at a table of six and apparently everyone else at the table had been to his funeral six months ago.

At the end of the day, it's not like you knew so eh.

Listen to this advice OP.

If your toilet is clean, the water is clean. It's the same water as what comes out your kitchen faucet.