Recent comments in /f/tifu
Diab9lic t1_j6mtyyc wrote
Reply to comment by Going-nowhere-good in tifu by thinking that six inches would not fit down the toilet by mooshgoosh
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[deleted] OP t1_j6mtuoo wrote
Reply to comment by phidus in TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
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xDrxGinaMuncher t1_j6mtt0a wrote
Reply to comment by kyzurale in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
Yeah, I feel like that'd be a way better way to do that. But at that point it's actually stealing. Where what OP plans to do is technically borrowing them, because they plan to return them eventually, just all at once, when they leave. So donating them would probably be out of the question to them due to their own morals.
Going-nowhere-good t1_j6mtmlw wrote
Reply to comment by Diab9lic in tifu by thinking that six inches would not fit down the toilet by mooshgoosh
3 year old account but with absolutely no comments or posts. It is a little sus 🤷♀️
JohnArce t1_j6mtdxk wrote
I'd be pissed off at my little brother and want revenge too, but in all honesty, it's the mom that made him like this.
I'd set my sights on her (as well)
Over-Consideration67 t1_j6mt3ps wrote
“Be true to yourself don’t miss your chance and you won’t end up like the fool who ripppeedds hiiiisss paaaannntttttssss*
Live action SpongeBob
[deleted] OP t1_j6mt18t wrote
Reply to comment by UltimateGammer in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
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RabidWolf-1 t1_j6mszdw wrote
Reply to TIFU by hooking up with a smoker by [deleted]
Ur just dickmatized u will be fine
JohnArce t1_j6msxzj wrote
Reply to comment by DieselWins in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
this is a great revenge. OP talks about hiding his controllers, but he'll just get more from his mom. His mom's money won't buy him back his stats and unlocks.
STOTTINMAD t1_j6msw1g wrote
My advice, when your able to forge your own path, leave them to rot. They clearly don't respect you if their response to stealing money is finder's keepers. Doesn't matter where it was at the time. Your brother is in for sharp shock I imagine when his mother can't protect. That kind of carefree attitude always bites back in the end.
Also petty revenge isn't the solution, as some have stated. Focus on yourself, and being self sufficient. That way when the time comes and they beg you for money. Just give them a middle finger.
DSDantas t1_j6mst7z wrote
I know it's pretty common on this sub but the exaggerated use of "tifu poetry" these days is making me cringe.
Joshawott27 t1_j6msbsb wrote
You didn’t do anything wrong. Your sister is overreacting by gatekeeping a damn TV show.
kyzurale t1_j6ms20t wrote
Reply to comment by xDrxGinaMuncher in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
I wouldn’t go so far as to hide the controllers, I would start donating them to a local youth organization.
Scattercatorwha t1_j6mrwxw wrote
Reply to TIFU by spanking my gf by ReadingIntrovert
Definitely enforce a safeword. My partner and I have one and it has gotten used only a few times but it's essential. Give her lots of snuggles and kisses !
phred_666 t1_j6mrv8n wrote
If anything, the kids probably had a SpongeBob flashback to the episode of him ripping his pants over and over.
KidenStormsoarer t1_j6mrp2n wrote
He stole your money and spent it on his game? Time to sell his system
Keilbor t1_j6mrknr wrote
It might be a long shot but do you mean the ValleyFair in Minnesota? I used to love that place as a kid, my step dad was actually part of the team that fabricated a few of the rides there. I move back to Minnesota end of May and actually have a hookup for season passes because I have a friend who works higher up there. DM me and I can hook you up with season passes come June (if you don’t want to cause I’m a stranger on the internet this is also okay).
The_Mikeskies t1_j6mrhy4 wrote
Report the theft.
BirthdayCarFire t1_j6mqi95 wrote
You had one fucking job a ruined a special treat for a tv show….
machiasme t1_j6mq711 wrote
Reply to comment by supper828 in TIFU by hooking up with a smoker by [deleted]
You pushed on the chair as you slowly rose up, and began to swing those hands together?
SavoyBoi t1_j6mq6hw wrote
Reply to comment by nycdevil in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
? One fiddy 😈
regalAugur t1_j6mq4hn wrote
Reply to comment by No_Love_1353 in tifu by ruining the relationship with my best friend with sex by forever-lost435
they obviously are but if you live in an area with decent transit you don't really need to drive. i'm 25 and don't have my license because i can walk everywhere i want to go
regalAugur t1_j6mpzjr wrote
Reply to comment by aoechamp in tifu by ruining the relationship with my best friend with sex by forever-lost435
literally what this sub was designed for
Th4nat0s1s t1_j6mptvu wrote
Honestly, if you proved your not some 40 year old man whose trying to scam everyone, I would def donate towards and promote a confounding for you guys to get those passes.... but yeah...
No_Love_1353 t1_j6mv0z2 wrote
Reply to tifu by thinking that six inches would not fit down the toilet by mooshgoosh
Please sanitize that toy properly now that it’s been retrieved…