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filledalot t1_javquw6 wrote
Reply to comment by EngineFrosty in FDA reportedly denied Neuralink's request to begin human trials of its brain implant | The agency cited 'dozens' of safety issues that must be resolved before moving forward. by chrisdh79
tesla and spacex are surely scams too huh ?
JadeitePenguin1 t1_javmjqc wrote
Reply to comment by youre_a_pretty_panda in Google execs tell employees in testy all-hands meeting that Bard A.I. isn’t just about search by jikli
And why am I wrong?
Maze_of_Ith7 t1_java03g wrote
Reply to Google execs tell employees in testy all-hands meeting that Bard A.I. isn’t just about search by jikli
Red flag not answering the “What really happened?” and the request to “please share your candid thoughts on what went wrong at the Bard launch.”
Just say we screwed up and tried to move up against a Microsoft PR timeline and it didn’t work out. I don’t understand why it is so hard for higher-ups in corporations to just state the obvious.
Also feel like they don’t really know what Bard is supposed to be.
Sundar really isn’t the right person to be running this company. Satya is playing chess and Sundar is playing checkers. This is Google’s game to lose, they still hold immense advantage but are slowly blowing it.
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jazir5 t1_jav8ssb wrote
Reply to comment by TheFriendlyArtificer in Google execs tell employees in testy all-hands meeting that Bard A.I. isn’t just about search by jikli
And it won't have to ask you, desperately, why it's Bing Search.
youre_a_pretty_panda t1_jav899i wrote
Reply to comment by JadeitePenguin1 in Google execs tell employees in testy all-hands meeting that Bard A.I. isn’t just about search by jikli
Tell us you know almost nothing about AI without telling us you know almost nothing about AI challenge completed successfully!
SuperSecretAgentMan t1_jav5wb7 wrote
Reply to comment by Vulcan_MasterRace in Google execs tell employees in testy all-hands meeting that Bard A.I. isn’t just about search by jikli
It's not just about Search. It's a way to protect our phoney baloney jobs!
EngineFrosty t1_jaul957 wrote
Reply to FDA reportedly denied Neuralink's request to begin human trials of its brain implant | The agency cited 'dozens' of safety issues that must be resolved before moving forward. by chrisdh79
This man is a con-artist. He is way out of his depth on this. Dealing with the FDA is a whole different animal than fucking electric cars.
JadeitePenguin1 t1_jauix45 wrote
Reply to Google execs tell employees in testy all-hands meeting that Bard A.I. isn’t just about search by jikli
Is me or are these companies just wasting time on stuff like this because it's basically just search....like AI like this is just a gimmick and nothing else.
m0le t1_jaudc8q wrote
Reply to Google execs tell employees in testy all-hands meeting that Bard A.I. isn’t just about search by jikli
"For the last time, we're not a search company. We're an adtech and creepy dystopian panopticon company that happens to do search. And some other stuff that we'll probably cancel by the end of this call."
Leather_Egg2096 t1_jauboxj wrote
Reply to Google execs tell employees in testy all-hands meeting that Bard A.I. isn’t just about search by jikli
Just have ChatGPT with the code for you Google lol.
OHMG69420 t1_jau6nvz wrote
Reply to Google execs tell employees in testy all-hands meeting that Bard A.I. isn’t just about search by jikli
“I just want to be very clear: Bard is not search,” said Jack Krawczyk.
And Google is not Evil!
Cascading_Neurons t1_jatxrw8 wrote
Reply to Google execs tell employees in testy all-hands meeting that Bard A.I. isn’t just about search by jikli
"It's a way of living."
manowtf t1_jatwkoh wrote
Reply to Google execs tell employees in testy all-hands meeting that Bard A.I. isn’t just about search by jikli
Umm. You know that thing about sentience...
TheFriendlyArtificer t1_jattzaa wrote
Reply to Google execs tell employees in testy all-hands meeting that Bard A.I. isn’t just about search by jikli
It'll be less sexual assaulty than Bing.
It just wants to cuddle. A spoony bard, if you will.
Vulcan_MasterRace t1_jate7n3 wrote
Reply to Google execs tell employees in testy all-hands meeting that Bard A.I. isn’t just about search by jikli
It's about ads too
Google execs probably
Washout22 t1_jasp8d0 wrote
Reply to comment by BurningPenguin in FDA reportedly denied Neuralink's request to begin human trials of its brain implant | The agency cited 'dozens' of safety issues that must be resolved before moving forward. by chrisdh79
But he has better rockets.
ACCount82 t1_jasobh1 wrote
Reply to comment by ACCount82 in FDA reportedly denied Neuralink's request to begin human trials of its brain implant | The agency cited 'dozens' of safety issues that must be resolved before moving forward. by chrisdh79
/u/SidewaysFancyPrance: still have your comment cached, so here's a reply
This kind of feedback loop has been going for a while now. Humans shaping their environment, and adapting to the environment they themselves shaped. It's a process so old it pops up in the fossil record. It's just stuck on a bottleneck now. Humans got too good at shaping their environment, and evolution no longer cuts it when it comes to shaping humans to match it in turn.
Which means: it's time to take over that part of the process too.
>If we feel like we have to install hardware in our brains to survive, we've failed as a species.
Or: that humans have truly succeeded as a species.
Humans have a history of breaking natural limits. Humankind used to be foragers - until humans got very sick of their food supply being at a whim of their environment and invented agriculture, enabling them to specialize and accomplish more. Humans used to rely on spoken word to teach and spread knowledge - until they invented writing, allowing human knowledge to endure, to resist corruption, to be stored, transferred and replicated much more effectively. Humans used to get culled by horrendous pandemics - until they got tired of dying pointless deaths and started figuring out things like germs, vaccines and disease prevention. Humans used to struggle to understand their world, inventing things like superstitions in a desperate attempt to explain what they could not understand - until they invented scientific method, allowing their imperfect minds to be used to discern the truths of the world.
The thing is, it's not about survival. Humans haven't been a threatened species since the last Ice Age. It's about how humans want to live.
Imagine having intuitive understanding of personal finances. Or an ability to remember and recall strong enough that "where I left that thing?" or "did I forget to turn something off?" never happens in your life anymore. Or just being flat out smarter - better at remembering, understanding, recalling, making the right connections and applying knowledge. Imagine being able to get by on a single hour of sleep a day - and feeling more rested than you do after a full night of sleep now. Imagine being able to pry a drug addiction straight out of your mind just by wanting to do so.
Those things are impossible now. They don't have to remain that way.
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1015267 t1_jas552d wrote
Reply to comment by wambulancer in FDA reportedly denied Neuralink's request to begin human trials of its brain implant | The agency cited 'dozens' of safety issues that must be resolved before moving forward. by chrisdh79
The fact that we don’t have a miracle cure that can cure neurons?
it_administrator01 t1_jarebvw wrote
Reply to comment by Plzbanmebrony in FDA reportedly denied Neuralink's request to begin human trials of its brain implant | The agency cited 'dozens' of safety issues that must be resolved before moving forward. by chrisdh79
My time is divided up between the UK and the US
My point is that I don't just walk around as an average citizen in fear of law enforcement randomly targeting me and my phone - frankly that's a strange way of living and an even stranger justification of removing one of the biggest QoL improvements that smartphones have had in the past 15 years.
If I was a drug dealer or terrorist, sure - passcode only, but living out of fear that police are randomly going to target me out of the blue, and then scour the 55000 photos/1m+ messages on my phone until they find something incriminating is a comical level of paranoia and epitomises the attitude of the average redditor with limited real world experience. There are faster ways for police to fill their quotas.
Plzbanmebrony t1_jarcdru wrote
Reply to comment by it_administrator01 in FDA reportedly denied Neuralink's request to begin human trials of its brain implant | The agency cited 'dozens' of safety issues that must be resolved before moving forward. by chrisdh79
Wait where do you live? Which nation.
it_administrator01 t1_jarbmao wrote
Reply to comment by Plzbanmebrony in FDA reportedly denied Neuralink's request to begin human trials of its brain implant | The agency cited 'dozens' of safety issues that must be resolved before moving forward. by chrisdh79
And I'm counting on just using biometric security rather than living out of fear that police are going to randomly pull me aside and insist on looking through my phone
Plzbanmebrony t1_jaraqna wrote
Reply to comment by it_administrator01 in FDA reportedly denied Neuralink's request to begin human trials of its brain implant | The agency cited 'dozens' of safety issues that must be resolved before moving forward. by chrisdh79
They will find something. Pleading guilty is often far cheaper than a trial. They are counting on that.
[deleted] t1_jaw1kma wrote
Reply to comment by JadeitePenguin1 in Google execs tell employees in testy all-hands meeting that Bard A.I. isn’t just about search by jikli
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