That's why it's a smiley cookie I guess.

I will BE the salad bar and people can grab salad toppings off my nude body for 100k.

Congratulations to any students who attend that school. You have a snow day for the rest of the year.

Ahhhh an Eric Andre skit I’m laughing so hard rn

I see your yen and raise you VND.

I grew up in sewickley!

That is not at all unusual. Larger supermarkets might pay even more.

A floor for athletics, a floor that's half offices with glass walls and a fine dining restaurant and bar. Nice place, Duquesne club is definitely a much nicer place though.

Rivers club is literally inside an office building. The Duquesne club is the entirety of a beautiful historical building with much more dining/banquet space, all of which is architecturally beautiful.

I've spent time in both kitchens. It's not close when it comes to "prestige" that the Duquesne club is head and shoulders above the rivers club.

Do you really need to earn about $103K - $130K to live in Wexford?

Team member, there will be other people on the bar with you.

yes it does... and we like it that way.

I’d be the best salad tosser they had. I would make them come back for more

oof, paying cooks $6/hr?

Htf they ever keep anyone more than a week?

Worse. Yen.

On a serious note, I saw an Aldi in Irving NY today was looking for an assistant manager for $25 an hour

If you don't pass the interview, they instead offer you a job just fluffling the salads

Corruption is the word you’re looking for.

2011 for me! 👋🏻

Wonder if it attributed legal salaries based on key word bar?

Nah, this position requires tossing the customers' salad, that's why it pays so well

Do you know what the rivers club is actually like?

I was slinging salads at Hampton EnP around then...never realized how much they low-balled us!

I got the job, don’t bother applying.

He nibbled the carrot 😭😂

How is that irrelevant I acknowledged the city's failure I'm stating conservatorship is not a good solution where is your disconnect?