Recent comments in /f/pittsburgh
therealpigman t1_j6g8rj9 wrote
Reply to comment by lumentec in I asked Chat GPT to generate 10 headlines about Pittsburgh in the style of The Onion. by solarbot88
Just do it yourself on it. I just went on chatgpt and asked it to write 5 more headlines like this and got the following:
"Pittsburgh Announces Plan to Replace All Rivers with French Fries"
"Pittsburgh Steel Mills to Replace All Workers with Robots... Except for Their Mothers"
"Local Man Refuses to Believe Pittsburgh is Not Part of Ohio"
"Pittsburgh Launches Initiative to Replace All Bridges with Slip 'n Slides"
"City Council Debates Renaming Pittsburgh to 'Pitts-burgers-burgh' to Embrace Love of Sandwiches"
brutustyberius t1_j6g8mm0 wrote
lol. no
ElRamrod t1_j6g8ju7 wrote
Reply to I asked Chat GPT to generate 10 headlines about Pittsburgh in the style of The Onion. by solarbot88
Still wondering about #1. What's the catch?
lifes_nether_regions t1_j6g87yy wrote
Reply to comment by irissteensma in Nightlife by scienceandmedicine20
I lucked out. When I was in my 20s, I could choose from Chauncys, Donzis, Metropol, Rosebud, and countless others. Matrix was after I stopped going to clubs and settled down to the local bar scene. Now I just enjoy hitting a brewery here and there. My daughter is 21 now and she was just complaining about wanting to go dancing and there was nowhere decent.
abovebelow72 t1_j6g82bd wrote
No.. period..
StarOriole t1_j6g7x6m wrote
Reply to I asked Chat GPT to generate 10 headlines about Pittsburgh in the style of The Onion. by solarbot88
I regularly trust that other drivers travel that route more often and have a better sense of what they're doing. Everyone's getting in the left lane? Yeah, that's probably where I want to go too. There's an intersection where it's going from 2 lanes to 3 lanes in the middle of the intersection with no markings? Sure, wherever you think our lane is going sounds good to me.
cpr4life8 t1_j6g7vi1 wrote
Reply to comment by aesthetichovvell in I asked Chat GPT to generate 10 headlines about Pittsburgh in the style of The Onion. by solarbot88
If I had something with beefier suspension I would too 😆
TheDarknessIBecame t1_j6g7vck wrote
You can do whatever you want! Personally, I always go for the AFC team and am rooting for Cincy now!
ETA: Go Eagles🤣
sqqueen2 t1_j6g7uxb wrote
Reply to I asked Chat GPT to generate 10 headlines about Pittsburgh in the style of The Onion. by solarbot88
So now we’ve discovered the Onion’s source
enraged_hbo_max_user t1_j6g7phe wrote
Reply to comment by irissteensma in Nightlife by scienceandmedicine20
Bravo? Only on my birthday…the rest of the year it’s plain ol’ Olive Garden for me
InevitablePersimmon6 t1_j6g7km1 wrote
My in-laws all live in Bucks County so I cheer for the Eagles when they’re doing well. At least someone from PA is going. And at least Tom Brady is at home watching just like I am.
damndinosaurs t1_j6g7h2r wrote
Reply to Looking for a local Italian restaurant by dburnsii
LeoGreta in Carnegie. Only if you’re looking for the best though.
aesthetichovvell t1_j6g7asl wrote
Reply to comment by cpr4life8 in I asked Chat GPT to generate 10 headlines about Pittsburgh in the style of The Onion. by solarbot88
fair enough. my boyfriend goes SUPER fast down capital sometimes and it feels like a super bumpy rollercoaster
GubbyPac t1_j6g79fe wrote
Reply to comment by rogimonster in Best bars by cul8rbb
This is why I love Remedy.
cpr4life8 t1_j6g74sg wrote
Reply to comment by aesthetichovvell in I asked Chat GPT to generate 10 headlines about Pittsburgh in the style of The Onion. by solarbot88
I avoid Capital at all cost regardless of the weather or road conditions...I have a compact SUV so I get bounced around pretty good unless I slow way below the speed limit
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aesthetichovvell t1_j6g6q0u wrote
Reply to comment by cpr4life8 in I asked Chat GPT to generate 10 headlines about Pittsburgh in the style of The Onion. by solarbot88
I do agree. They keep trying to close off capital though which is the best way to get off of our street, since the Belgium blocks give traction that the other options do not have
lumentec t1_j6g6na1 wrote
Reply to I asked Chat GPT to generate 10 headlines about Pittsburgh in the style of The Onion. by solarbot88
Don't lie to us. Post the screenshot.
cpr4life8 t1_j6g6gbh wrote
Reply to comment by aesthetichovvell in I asked Chat GPT to generate 10 headlines about Pittsburgh in the style of The Onion. by solarbot88
It seemed to get better last year, but this year there's only been two times that they had to plow.
aesthetichovvell t1_j6g5orf wrote
Reply to comment by cpr4life8 in I asked Chat GPT to generate 10 headlines about Pittsburgh in the style of The Onion. by solarbot88
lol they only do it when it's about to melt anyway it feels like
kiki617_ t1_j6g5mis wrote
Hi! I moved here from Austin in May. It’s def a bummer seeing all the shows going through Austin and skip here - they go to Philly and/or Cleveland over Pittsburgh most of the time. I honestly haven’t put much effort into finding a “scene” here but out of the local stuff I’ve stumbled on it’s been all good. It’s just not a real big part of the culture here like it is/was in Austin. I could def put in more effort but it also doesn’t seem promoted as much. I did check out shows at the local music fest here and most was metal/metal adjacent. I’m a bit more into Americana/soul/funk/indie rock and it very well could also be a genre thing. Seeing Angel Olsen Friday tho so that’s exciting. My partner is into country and there is more of the pop stuff that comes through at the larger venues.
cpr4life8 t1_j6g5l1l wrote
Reply to comment by aesthetichovvell in I asked Chat GPT to generate 10 headlines about Pittsburgh in the style of The Onion. by solarbot88
My dead end street in Brookline was plowed around 8:30am and I was really surprised they got to it that early. And then by that afternoon all the snow had melted anyway 😂
cpr4life8 t1_j6g58fq wrote
cdelaney1982 t1_j6g544v wrote
Reply to I asked Chat GPT to generate 10 headlines about Pittsburgh in the style of The Onion. by solarbot88
Id live on burrito summit 😂
lifes_nether_regions t1_j6g8vqf wrote
Reply to comment by rambored89 in Nightlife by scienceandmedicine20
I went to a club in Slovakia. I didn't understand the music but man, they were having fun. Wasn't my scene( I got dragged there with a group). It's definitely a different vibe.