"Now draw her giving birth"

Beware of the dog!

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I mean isn’t that why immediately after using them we tried to enter the world into an agreement never to use them again? An agreement that Russia said “Nah” to and now everyone and their mama has nuclear potential?

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I can't even argue with you there

We are the bad guys to everyone except for ourselves when we nuke

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Do you have any sources for this besides “some guy told me”

Even if they wanted to put silos in every American city to increase potential casualties, which to be clear they ABSOLUTELY don’t. They would not be above ground on a rocky outcrop...

All of our silos are in largely uninhabited areas specifically to reduce potential casualties. Places like WY, the Dakotas, MT, etc. The only design considerations involving people is that they have to be decently close to a town in order to have places for the people involved in the infrastructure to live.

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Er... No. Large fields of missiles out west and a lot at sea, but none in cities (or towns, or villages). Unless you're talking about some other country, but even then...

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Thank you :)

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This deserves the win👏🏻

Ugh you said 5 more minutes like 20 minutes ago

YES exactly!

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Mom, can I have 200 million dollars to blow up some more Russian tanks?

>You blew up tanks last week!

But moooooooom!

When you see it

No more google eyes!

Me waiting for my mum to finish signing the school trip form

i rarely laugh at internet jokes but this one got me good