Recent comments in /f/philadelphia

ringringmytacobell OP t1_jdtuy0r wrote

Reply to comment by HistoricalChicken in Alright fuck it, I’m gonna ask - if this water situation becomes a thing do I have to worry about using my bidet? by ringringmytacobell

As much as I’ve enjoyed reading and responding to all the comments to this, I appreciate the thoughtful response. That was my thought. Only reason I thought to ask is because this falls in something of a grey (or, ahem.. brown) area as far as what constitutes consumption.

The way I see it, simply existing will give you cancer these days. So I Midas whale have a clean asshole while I’m rushing towards the grave.

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_atworkdontsendnudes t1_jdtug9x wrote

Reply to comment by sleepydog202 in Alright fuck it, I’m gonna ask - if this water situation becomes a thing do I have to worry about using my bidet? by ringringmytacobell

Basic ones take about 8 minutes to install, no kidding. I recently bought a fancy one from Costco ($300, hot water, heated seat, bum drying, air sanitizing, etc), but the fucker was so tall that made my toilet look like something out of a hospital. Didn’t even install it, took it back and assured the customer service that I did not take a shit through it yet.

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ringringmytacobell OP t1_jdttsja wrote

Reply to comment by [deleted] in Alright fuck it, I’m gonna ask - if this water situation becomes a thing do I have to worry about using my bidet? by ringringmytacobell

The old comparison- if you got shit on your shoe/hand/wherever. Would you feel adequately clean just wiping it away with paper? If so, please don’t shake my hand.

I will shit wherever, but since switching to the bidet away games just hit different.

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Little_Noodles t1_jdtt6uh wrote

Reply to Alright fuck it, I’m gonna ask - if this water situation becomes a thing do I have to worry about using my bidet? by ringringmytacobell

As someone that’s in a position to just like, buy water from the next county over for a bit, and who knows full well that they don’t need to riot in the Shop Rite aisle (where y’at now Jeff Brown?) …

…. Where do i contribute to the bail fund for everyone going absolutely apeshit at the grocery store to redirect them to the raiding the Trinseo, Trinseo corporate ownership, and various exec homes of water cooler bottles and shit?

I’m not paying extra for water. I don’t even like water. But I will absolutely shell out to see everyone going batshit at the grocery store today show up to do the same at the offices and homes of everybody accountable

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