Levity and boofing are the things that will get us through

Literally lol-ing

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Boofing Trinseo water is so hot right now

Amazon. You can buy an add-on one. Super easy to install.

There are different levels to bidets.

An entry level bidet that doesn’t use electric (like a $40 one from Amazon) isn’t very difficult. If you can build basic ikea furniture you can install it. You basically just unscrew your toilet seat, install the bidet under it, put the seat back on, and then swap out a few tubes in the back of your toilet.

If you want a fancier one with a heating element it depends. With that you are typically replacing your toilet seat (check the size). You need electric, possibly at a voltage that your existing bathroom outlet might not have (if it’s even near the toilet). That veers into professional territory. But if it works with your existing bathroom infrastructure it isn’t too much harder than the basic ones.

office of emergency management just sent a text we got a code brown

so like, did you installed it yourself or called a company? I’m looking to get one myself

maybe a melted and liquified one

It'd be like having a gloved finger going up your butt. So you're probably fine. I don't know.

Honestly the amount you’ll “consume” from a bidet is negligible compared to directly drinking it. I wouldn’t be worried unless it was a terrible chemical like cyanide. But this is stuff used in latex paint. Probably not great for you, but not exactly asbestos. Ya know?

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Obligatory I’m not drinking out of my bidet, and I know that the warning is for consumption. But sometimes it gets waaaay up in there.

You can also call animal control, they will make sure it gets to a wildlife rescue. Tell them when and where he’s been seen and they’ll send dispatch out. The more eyes looking out, the better.

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That’s not at all what happened.

I’m sure if you were hurt this goose would just hiss at you and move on.

Call the PA DCNR to see what they recommend before you go looking for it.

Go Bird

Yeah, but sadly, they all died of lung cancer or mesothelioma

Nah, closed in 2004. They gave away some of their collection to libraries, and sold the rest off. I stopped there around 2002 to get some old Sports illustrated and Sport magazines featuring great Phillies teams.

Another Pandemic casualty?

Lotta train cars built there

I’m thinking of a cover that seemed to have a photograph of a “typical” old South Philly Italian American lady. The title was something like “Is South Philly dying out?” Or something outrageous like that. Or something alluding to how South Philly was moving to jersey or whatever. Idunno. Like I said, I saw this cover on a page of many covers inside a relatively more recent philly mag that was laying around at a barbershop. This was some time before the pandemic too. After the reopening, they must’ve cleared out all their old magazines and I haven’t been able to dig it up. So now I’m like… What was that article even alluding too? If I’m accurate about the theme of the article, it seems like they were about 7-10 years too soon before white-flighters left us in droves. Unless I’m wrong.. So yeah just curious.

P.S. - Shout out to those of us who stayed and didn’t give in to blockbusting racist hysteria peddlers. We’re stronger and more diverse for it now. 💪🏼👍🏼

P.S. part II - I’m not calling Philadelphia Magazine racist hysteria peddlers. They were just doing a story. I was really referring to wild west days of Real Estate when the industry used to freak people out and get homeowners to sell out.

That place is huge. I always could see an action movie made there lol