Come on man, what do you expect from the city that looks the other way in the winter when someone gets beat down for moving someone else’s lawn chair in the snow!? 🤣

Ever thus to deadbeats

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By wishing harm to your car and not your person, the author shows how soft Philly has become.

I’ll post a picture of the park job, but my nut ass neighbor just slashed someone’s tires for parking too close to the curb last week. It’s a lose lose.

Also…. Marmot…. City limits….. that ain’t legal dude.

So why would they think you're "so fucking bad at parking it's actually hilarious"?

To clarify I parked in the same spot that I always do, on the tiny side street next to my house. I was literally an inch from the curb lined up with the car in front of me, and enough room behind me for another car.

I'm here for the universal renaming of all groundhogs/woodchucks as marmots. These are some of my favorite animals, and it's always a treat to find them in the alpine. Hell yeah city marmots.

Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

There was a post here a week or two ago where liberals were arguing more guns :(

We are doomed.

TIL

I picture getting this shot is the equivalent of Arnold covering himself in mud hiding from Predator

That’s not a nice Marmot, man. It’s a woodchuck.

My mom has said this to me since I was young. Being born and raised in Philly, whenever there’s a news story about violence I always check what time it is first.

Obviously I don’t like folks getting hurt regardless of the time, but most most things do seem to happen overnight.

I like calling them grundsaus.

All groundhogs are marmots, all marmots are squirrels, and all squirrels are rodents.

Big funny looking rodents that wage war on my squash every year.

Which is also in the squirrel family, to educate/confuse people further.

Yes big Papi he’s just like you

It’s a groundhog I was going with scientific name for the sake of a alliteration

That's just a Philly sized rat.

The groundhog's scientific name is Marmota monax, making it one of 14 types of marmot that can be found in the Northern Hemisphere.

You were right the first time. I like to call them whistlepigs.

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