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RP912 t1_jc4gkhs wrote

Dude I remember taking the bus to see my ex at the time. I was eating some chicken on the bus. Next thing I know I heard a computer voice going "No eating on the bus". I paid it no mind and kept smacking. "no eating on the bus". Okie dokie....kept chewing.

Bus driver: Hey you ..you can't eat on the bus now!

Saved the piece I was chewing on for later :(.

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Lizzardking666 t1_jc491xo wrote

Driver tried this one day and almost got assulted. Guy in back holdin unlit cigarette like ya would if it was lit driver seen it in mirror n stops n words exhanged but finally started moving. Now here the twist im at thet front of the bus also with unlit cigarette but mine was cupped in hand. Most likely driver smelled mine n seen dude in that back n swore it was lit. But yeah us smokers know to extiguish before boarding seen a few smoking pockets n cigs that werent fully out. Its only the ignorant,drunk, or drugged up that try to do it on the bus

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iDontHaveUndiesToday t1_jc3pm6t wrote

Working an event (Phila Marathon) in Manayunk we closed the street. A bus driven by a nice little older lady came up asked

โ€œIs this closed?โ€

โ€œIโ€™m afraid it isโ€ฆyou guys should have been notifiedโ€

โ€œOK no problem can I turn around?โ€

^mind youโ€ฆManayunk Main Street ^

โ€œummโ€ฆwe LL would LOVE ago see you turn aroundโ€

She nailed it

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