/r/caimansatemyface

All police dispatching in Philly is done through 911, 311 is for getting other city services

People are gonna people. The only dinosaurs I want I be around are in picture books.

I’d say try it once and see what happens. Take a pic of it happening, note the license plate, draw a penis on it, and tell 311

Jack Russells are cuddle bugs but they need lots of exercise and discipline too. Good for your parents!

You joke but there’s shedloads of people looking for exactly that who buy Caymans with zero clue what they’re in for. I follow a few reptile YouTubers and they can all rant for hours about this.

Also don’t buy iguanas either. You’re getting a grumpy 5’ dinosaur that needs a room sized climate controlled enclosure to be healthy.

Why/when did the Limited/Express lines on the Norristown High speed get stopped? Will they ever be resumed?

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I saw Bigfoot at The Lakes once. It was 1993 and I did Shrooms.

The Lakes was where city kids had to do Shrooms to avoid getting hit by traffic.

This isn't the same one that was leashed at Love Park a few months ago, was it?

My parents got a Jack Russel Terrier they rescued from a kill shelter after someone gave him as a puppy to their 7 year old daughter as a birthday present and apparently he didn't like being a stuffed animal and was "extremely aggressive".

That awesome dog almost had to die because he had to defend himself from the abusive offspring of some really shitty people. Instead he lived to 14 going for walks in the woods every day with my dad who like with me, is full of love but has no tolerance for bullshit, and that dog knew it.

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karma karma karma karma karma caiman

Man saw Lyle Lyle Crocodile but realized caimans can't hold a pitch

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They must have mistaken it for a pal-agator

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Some idiot bought one, realized it’s an awful pet for an amateur and just fuckin dumped it.

Just buy a fuckin gecko or something, jfc

He caiman and went just like that

This is incredible to me. I, personally, never order from a place I haven't physically been inside before.

That's a police barricade, wrong department, they barely have access to a bucket truck. It's in the system it'll get fixed

It is still good. Though I wonder if they get enough business to stay in business. It feels like the location is out of the way enough where people don't go to it because there's nothing else around it.

- My point about the tile store was that vast swathes of the road are hardware places and the cycle lanes will remain a deathtrap to those unwilling to negotiate around semi-truck making a delivery. London tried throwing in some half-assed bike lanes (into its otherwise decent scheme) and those ones are super dangerous because they fool casual users into thinking that they're safe when they're far from.

- Trolleys? I would put them in the middle like Girard, leaving delivery space for all the commercial vehicles that by necessity need to park close to the curb. I would do a loop around a block at Broad St and have them turn onto Columbus, doing a loop around near Ikea. It would encourage a shit-ton of riverfront development and at that point any large projects being built south of Oregon would require the developer to chip into extending the line as a precondition to rezoning

Please start an IG for him so we can follow his progress. 🙏

Karaoke night! What did you sing?