Prime demographic for buying these are people who have lived exclusively off the L train for only 2 years

Where are the rats? J/k, I love this!

Does it generate the dubious liquids oozing out from the bottom?

I’ve noticed the usual hardcore progressives don’t show up on threads on this topic to scold about how it’s a made-up problem.

Same

Better than spending it on bike lanes.

Ok, so talk to him never, then.

Same number of cars, but now sitting idle for much longer. Great for the environment.

They sold out really quickly

I want one! I have a metro card purse!

To the people complaining about the price being 50 dollars, it’s called SUPPORT.

It's because they added trains on QB via the new connection to the 63rd Street Tunnel, so something had to give.

Yea I like the idea and all but growing up here, I can’t help but think of how gross these things are

For starters, he dismisses the constitutional separation of church and state. That is enough to make him an asshole, but that’s just the start. Do a little research instead of asking fellow Redditors to do it for you.

Get any indie film producer on the horn they will feed a hundred people with just as many dollars. These amounts are so insulting.

I thought this was real news 😂😂😂 until I saw it was from the onion

Comes with a free rat erasure.

one more thing to remind me of rats? nah, I'll pass

some people have too much fucking money if they're sold out of $48 pen holders.

r/Trashy

J/k ❤️

With inflation I could probably sell this for $73 next year.

Investment.

Try selling that round of drinks after they've been consumed.

Yeah. This would bring me sustained joy. To me- an investment in my happiness. This thing isn’t making anyone any money.

Damn is this what we want to teach our kids?

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