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MSRegiGirl t1_jbfouur wrote
Will you people quit wasting perfectly good cocaine on creatures that are naturally hyped up and ready to pounce at moments notice, they obviously don't need an extra edge like us humans do.
Zuliano1 t1_jbfonw0 wrote
Reply to Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
Its rude to wake up someone like this
SelectiveSanity OP t1_jbfoizv wrote
Reply to comment by charface1 in Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
Come on, these are professional scientists!
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They did both.
Fun_Progress_4399 t1_jbfodz7 wrote
Well, it looks like we've got this
Puts on sunglasses
All wrapped up.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
lulZghost_ t1_jbfobnd wrote
Theometer1 t1_jbfo089 wrote
Maury, Maury, Maury!
[deleted] t1_jbfnviq wrote
Reply to comment by VampireLesbiann in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
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[deleted] t1_jbfnnx3 wrote
Reply to comment by VampireLesbiann in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
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VampireLesbiann OP t1_jbfna4s wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
Africans were the main people who were outraged by this, not Americans
KeaboUltra t1_jbfmyiv wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
It depends on the type of issue but yeah. If you know where the issue might be coming from right away, then you don't have to. It's more of a "have a snickers, you're not you when you're hungry" fix
TheStolllessHawk t1_jbfm897 wrote
Reply to comment by Worried-Try-8141 in Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
It ends well for the planet though. Us not being here fucking it up would make Earth quite a nice place.
heels_n_skirt t1_jbfm753 wrote
CoCat
54fighting t1_jbfm4sr wrote
The government needs to start issuing domestic do not travel warnings.
heels_n_skirt t1_jbfm4ng wrote
China only sees racism when it only applies or affect them in anything way. Other than they are blinded by their face.
Dirtyspaceman69 t1_jbfm1pv wrote
Reply to Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
Nothing good will come of this. Quick pint in the Winchester may be needed
lt118436572 t1_jbflzop wrote
Reply to comment by ohhhnooo9 in Nick Cannon Gives Birth to a New Game Show, Called ‘Who’s Having My Baby?’ by Any-Sir8872
I don’t believe it. I just don’t believe it. I bring you here to protect me from these characters, and the only one I’ve got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer!
stoneysmoke t1_jbflvr0 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in SunnyD Vodka Seltzer: A childhood favorite grows up by Mosanso
Oh, so still doing stupid shit. They do respect the old ways. 😀
Express_Fun_190 t1_jbflr1r wrote
HauntedButtCheeks t1_jbflpx4 wrote
charface1 t1_jbflhm1 wrote
Reply to Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
Did they say, "Wake up, sleepyhead", or just poke it with a science stick?
TricksterWolf t1_jbfl8c7 wrote
If Nick Cannon ever had to give birth to something he would immediately change his position on birth control.
[deleted] t1_jbfl0k5 wrote
Reply to comment by kenlasalle in 'No foul' play in death of Georgia man found wrapped in rug in Baton Rouge by kangarooturd
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TricksterWolf t1_jbfl005 wrote
They also deny that Taiwan is a country, that they are committing genocide on the Uighur peoples, that waters 3,000 miles distant are international territory, and that there exists a cartoon character named Winnie the Pooh.
Forklift_Fodder t1_jbfkxqp wrote
Reply to comment by FloridaManHitByTrain in NASA fixes spacecraft by turning it off and on again — 'Firemode reset' sees Interstellar Boundary Explorer back on the job by Cosmicking04
Fixes at least 50% of my problems at work....run out of troubleshooting ideas? Power cycle.
MSRegiGirl t1_jbfp454 wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in VIDEO: Dangerous wild cat on cocaine captured in Ohio neighborhood by msnmck
No it wasn't me, I was no where near that club that night, you could never prove it in a court of law, I have an ironclad alibi.