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UrBoiThePupper55 t1_jbdy5ff wrote
Reply to comment by Grand_Protector_Dark in Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert by Bleachi
Yeah the article I saw before just said “Anime VA”, not “Genshin Impact VA”.
I think GI was added to increase click-rate.
Martyr-Saint t1_jbdxeqr wrote
Reply to comment by Kingshabaz in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
I suppose personal safety and disturbing rco systems?
I’d rather everybody who actually wants to swim with dolphins have a safe and fun time, as opposed to idk, getting eaten by a shark or drowning or something.
On top of that we don’t want any ACTUAL dolphin fuckers to get a free pass.
Sure, this guy is more or less harmless but who knows what kind of freaks a “NO RULES” type approach would attract.
Asuka-02- t1_jbdwzlo wrote
I'm a weeb. I have excellent hygeine for both myself and my living space and vehicles.
We exist. There are dozens of us!
KnowYourLover t1_jbdw56g wrote
Reply to comment by KrasnyRed5 in VIDEO: Dangerous wild cat on cocaine captured in Ohio neighborhood by msnmck
Cocaugar
rugbat t1_jbdw4mt wrote
Reply to comment by Notacooter473 in Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
I'll bet these were mostly dildoes and vibrators. Ironic that this was one day before International Womens Day and now they are depriving lots of women of a bit of innocent fun.
[deleted] t1_jbdvk64 wrote
Reply to comment by TreyWait in Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert by Bleachi
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The360MlgNoscoper t1_jbduyew wrote
Reply to comment by ash_274 in Ontario bakery says driver smashed into their storefront, then got nails done next door by icywings100
A reasonable response
The360MlgNoscoper t1_jbduv64 wrote
Reply to comment by HeadQueerLeader in Ontario bakery says driver smashed into their storefront, then got nails done next door by icywings100
Like a glove!
Kingshabaz t1_jbdu4ie wrote
Reply to comment by Martyr-Saint in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
You have to have a guide to swim with animals or it is illegal? What is the illegal part?
Grand_Protector_Dark t1_jbdu2az wrote
Reply to comment by TyrionLann in Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert by Bleachi
It really feels odd that Genshin was singled out for some reason.
Her role as Megumim in Konosuba is much much more famous than her role as hu tao
Grand_Protector_Dark t1_jbdtytn wrote
Hu Tao isn't even her biggest role, let alone only....
Also the thumbnail shows the wrong character.
If anything she'd be more recognisable if the article said "Konosuba voice actor"
r4yu11 t1_jbdtu8s wrote
Racism only exist for white people!
jl_theprofessor t1_jbdthy3 wrote
Add this to the Drugimal Cinematic Universe along with Cocaine Bear and Meth Alligator.
[deleted] t1_jbdraao wrote
Reply to Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
"Fuckayou whale and fuckayou dolphin" -Dolphin Dave
buckykat t1_jbdr76x wrote
Reply to comment by AdvonKoulthar in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
The difference is that McAfee was rich and crazy while the TempleOS guy was just crazy.
[deleted] t1_jbdqtbx wrote
Reply to comment by Ainell in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
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AbstractMirror t1_jbdp8zd wrote
Reply to comment by hazpat in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
Yeah I'll be honest I don't know what the fuck I was talking about 4 hrs ago
Oswarez t1_jbdnw7u wrote
Reply to comment by DieselVoodoo in VIDEO: Dangerous wild cat on cocaine captured in Ohio neighborhood by msnmck
Meth a few you mean?
Stupidiocity t1_jbdnsu2 wrote
Reply to comment by Ryimax in Lonestar emerges from stealth with plans for lunar data centers by buggaby
When the Sun isn't shining down on it. Otherwise it gets over 200 degrees Fahrenheit. It swings from extreme cold to extreme hot.
GyakuBoop t1_jbdnrf8 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert by Bleachi
Considering the amounts of bathing scenes in lots of anime, one would assume the opposite. Con attendees are just built different
Notacooter473 t1_jbdnk5r wrote
Reply to Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
I can see the official report...." We confiscated 100 sex dolls".... ummm...."we confiscated 99 sex dolls" .... .... we confiscated 40 sex dolls.
thechickenmoo t1_jbdlkrr wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Fairfax County Board of Supervisors vote in favor of giving themselves a massive raise by Pantherax_k
According to the article it's a 35% to 45% raise. That doesn't seem reasonable.
The article points out they recently voted to raise other county workers wages by 5% which seems reasonable. However they also warn about a 7% larger tax bill so....
NightFeatherArt t1_jbdl6w0 wrote
Reply to comment by PlanesFlySideways in Tattoos that will be gone in a year? Not so much, say regretful customers by pulltheanimal
Yeah, them or henna.
gophergun t1_jbdz21b wrote
Reply to comment by thechickenmoo in Fairfax County Board of Supervisors vote in favor of giving themselves a massive raise by Pantherax_k
It's a lot when it's framed as a single year increase, but the board's pay was last adjusted in 2015. It still outpaces inflation, but a county board member or executive making $130-145K in a place like Fairfax isn't that surprising to me. The closest equivalent where I live, a county commissioner, makes about $124K.