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AdvonKoulthar t1_jbdjov4 wrote
Reply to comment by buckykat in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
For some reason McAfee and the TempleOS guy always merge together in my head and I can never quite recall which madness is which
DifferenceNo5776 t1_jbdjgcm wrote
I mean, the whole monkey thing is just outrageous
Sparky_Buttons t1_jbdj80s wrote
Reply to comment by TranscendentPretzel in VIDEO: Dangerous wild cat on cocaine captured in Ohio neighborhood by msnmck
Yes, yes and no.
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dabamas t1_jbdhx9i wrote
Reply to A French photographer offers an unexpected view of the United States — through its many strip clubs by SelectiveSanity
Wow, this sounds like a really interesting perspective! As an American, I feel like strip clubs are often seen as taboo or something to be ashamed of, so it's refreshing to see someone exploring them in a different light. I'm definitely going to check out this photographer's work and see what kind of insights they have to offer about our culture. Thanks for sharing!
ixfd64 t1_jbdh7i9 wrote
Cocaine Bear 2: Electric Boogaloo.
18114 t1_jbdgs47 wrote
Ohio has no wild cats.
SpoutsIgnorance t1_jbdgqin wrote
Reply to Fairfax County Board of Supervisors vote in favor of giving themselves a massive raise by Pantherax_k
Bless them for having the courage
AngryYowie t1_jbdfvup wrote
Reply to Fairfax County Board of Supervisors vote in favor of giving themselves a massive raise by Pantherax_k
From the article > The proposal would increase salaries to between $125,000 and $130,000 for county supervisors and between $140,000 to $145,000 for Chairman Jeff McKay.
From a 2019 article > Residents of Fairfax County need to make $4,754 every month to maintain a modest standard of living, making it the most expensive place to live in Virginia. https://www.thecentersquare.com/virginia/fairfax-county-s-4-754-per-month-cost-of-living-is-the-highest-in-virginia/article_ec30f828-da1f-11e9-aa7d-e379951fbadf.html
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TyrionLann t1_jbdf2iw wrote
Rie Takahashi is a prolific VA, wonder if choosing genshin impact was just for the lols.
EaZyGains69 t1_jbdewer wrote
Reply to comment by TaserLord in VIDEO: Dangerous wild cat on cocaine captured in Ohio neighborhood by msnmck
That sounds like a good time
TheRealCaptainHammer t1_jbdeipp wrote
Here come the sequels....
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_jbddukk wrote
Reply to comment by redheadedwoodpecker in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
One is an ethnic group and the other is a cult that does shitty cult stuff.
_TheUnseen_ t1_jbdc3yl wrote
More like the air ambulance was too small; Surfer was just 6 foot 2 (187 cm). They used a replacement helicopter that was smaller than the usual one.
Reddit_Anon_Soul t1_jbdbvlo wrote
I'm guilty of not showering often, but seriously? How do you not take a bath before a big event?
BigJSunshine t1_jbdbczd wrote
This is horrible
f1del1us t1_jbda5t3 wrote
Reply to comment by BainbridgeBorn in Cocaine Fueled Exotic Cat Escapes the Police by Individual-Monk-1801
Imagine searching some dudes van late at night and you open those back doors and that's what you're met with. Amazing it only broke a leg.
BainbridgeBorn t1_jbd9vxs wrote
Domestic cats are already fierce and crazy fucking animals. Just ask a normal cat owner. But a wild fucking serval on cocaine? That sounds INSANE. But those cats aren’t cheap, so a drug dealer would be a kind of person to buy one
Vadered t1_jbd9qsp wrote
Reply to comment by dykeag in Toblerone chocolate to cut iconic Matterhorn logo from packaging due to ‘Swissness’ laws by elizabeth-cooper
This is incorrect. You can make it in any US state and call it bourbon; you can only call it Kentucky bourbon if it’s from Kentucky.
TossPowerTrap t1_jbd9mo7 wrote
Now Serval has a monkey on its back.
blonderengel t1_jbd9hsz wrote
Reply to comment by Rosebunse in VIDEO: Dangerous wild cat on cocaine captured in Ohio neighborhood by msnmck
Contrary to law enforcement’s ”serval panic,” they don’t pose a serious threat to humans. Unlike cops ..
… who also posed a threat to the serval.
To wit: The serval suffered a broken leg during the capture.
Fortunately, “he got some good pain medications.”
Yeah, more drugs! 😆
“Taylor initially it was thought the cat was an F1 Savannah house cat. While similar in looks to the serval, the two are very different animals.”
Acktschually ( 😆), they aren’t.
Servals make up the other half of the breeding input in a breeding situation 😆 i.e. F1s are bred from a F1 female savannah and a male African serval.
Male servals weigh about 45 pounds at the very TOP end of the scale. Average weight is about 25 pounds. Medium sized dogs outweigh servals.
Average sized male F1s weigh about 23 pounds.
Also what sort of “cat expert” are they talking to?
One that says that says they got “lucky because this cat could’ve shredded us apart and killed us."
Well, I guess that’s one way to get into the Guiness Book because “there are no reports of servals killing an adult human.”
jsp4004 t1_jbd6v3x wrote
That part missed the news.
MegaJoltik t1_jbd6tdk wrote
Reply to comment by Kastar_Troy in Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert by Bleachi
If you have two circle, one for "people who don't have social skills" and the other for "anime fans". I'm sure there are decent amount of overlap between the circles.
hornboggler t1_jbdk1wl wrote
Reply to Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
nice lol