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Oglark t1_jbd6jha wrote
Reply to comment by bloonail in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
Then have the actors play Africans without coloring their skins - it rarely adds to the performance. "X" face is offensive in any context, whether its Mickey Rooney in yellow face in Breakfast in Tiffany, or politicians in black face (like the Premier of Canada) or Chinese in white/black face. !<
redheadedwoodpecker t1_jbd63ue wrote
Reply to comment by AtLeastThisIsntImgur in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
With the Tibetans?
[deleted] t1_jbd5t2y wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in VIDEO: Dangerous wild cat on cocaine captured in Ohio neighborhood by msnmck
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Meanderingversion t1_jbd5e59 wrote
Reply to comment by Scrubbing_Bubbles_ in SunnyD Vodka Seltzer: A childhood favorite grows up by Mosanso
Ecto-boozeler
artie_pdx t1_jbd4ynx wrote
Dicks out for Harambe. Thank goodness they didn’t have to put kitty down.
Shartacuss t1_jbd46jn wrote
When does this Cocaine Animal movie come out?
LordXenu45 t1_jbd43wg wrote
Oh cool so we'll get a movie directed by Elizabeth Banks in a couple years then.
Total-Caterpillar-21 t1_jbd3evf wrote
“ No, really guys, I can’t remember “
Gh0sts1ght t1_jbd2pfc wrote
Reply to comment by NappingYG in VIDEO: Dangerous wild cat on cocaine captured in Ohio neighborhood by msnmck
Cocaine hippo based on Pablo Escobar needs to come out first
jsp4004 t1_jbd2g8k wrote
Trump just reads speeches and steals money. Bullshit cities and ohhh yeah gonna do this or that.
alforque t1_jbd29if wrote
tl;dr it's a gag teaser.
April 1st is still a month away, Kevin Hart! https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/nick-cannon-whos-having-my-baby-game-show-kevin-hart-1235545865/
citizn_kabuto t1_jbd12mi wrote
Reply to comment by NappingYG in VIDEO: Dangerous wild cat on cocaine captured in Ohio neighborhood by msnmck
Crack Kitty
hazpat t1_jbd0whb wrote
Reply to comment by AbstractMirror in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
Trip sit on my face at least.
blakeley t1_jbd0gjg wrote
I can taste the heartburn…
AbstractMirror t1_jbd03fz wrote
Reply to comment by hazpat in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
No, to go tripping with a dolphin. You need a special dolphin to trip sit with you both
FlatOutUseless t1_jbczylx wrote
Just bathing was never working too well for me. It took a bit to get a working recipe: shave armpits and pubic hair and use antiperspirant not deodorant.
desi_guy11 t1_jbczcx2 wrote
beer = alcohol
Popular beer = excess alcohol
-Tesserex- t1_jbczc6m wrote
Reply to comment by mia_elora in Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert by Bleachi
Now they'll just have the cleanest crotches in world but stink everywhere else.
buckykat t1_jbcz8bk wrote
desi_guy11 t1_jbcylqq wrote
Chinese can be racist too!
LongGiven t1_jbcx8f6 wrote
Reply to comment by jokar1134 in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
Not only is it real, he very likely actually fucked (or at least tried to fuck) at least one whale
Khemith t1_jbcx50g wrote
But also don't take a bath in fucking Axe Body Spray either. I don't want to be tearing up when I'm next to you.
CrispinCain t1_jbcx1nq wrote
Reply to comment by Nazamroth in Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert by Bleachi
Sell 'em in pairs. Open & use one, save the other. Double your money!
Lilithbeast t1_jbcwrr6 wrote
Reply to comment by Kastar_Troy in Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert by Bleachi
Coworker of mine said she went to conventions pre COVID and the stink was the worst. I don't understand people, do they have no idea or what? She says a lot of times people crowd together in a hotel room meant for far fewer people and she guesses they don't want to bathe in that configuration. But Jesus, dudes, at least bird bath or clean pits / undercarriage or anything at all.
Embarrassed_Ad7013 t1_jbd6ob8 wrote
Reply to Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
That is also a violation of the Marine Mammal Protection Act. So folks, stay away from dophins, sea lions, seals, manatees, et al.