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seasuighim t1_jbcmdrf wrote
Reply to Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
Yet when Seaworld does it it’s Okay.
Martyr-Saint t1_jbclgjr wrote
Reply to comment by Nail_Biterr in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
Yeah he’s just illegally swimming with them. Typically you need to have like a guide and all sorts of things
[deleted] t1_jbclcl4 wrote
Reply to comment by stoneysmoke in SunnyD Vodka Seltzer: A childhood favorite grows up by Mosanso
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ErectionDenier2024 t1_jbcl3lc wrote
Reply to comment by bloonail in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
Then don't do something with black people in it.
Not a hard thing to do unless you're racist.
Any-Sir8872 OP t1_jbcktqw wrote
Reply to comment by bstowers in Nick Cannon Gives Birth to a New Game Show, Called ‘Who’s Having My Baby?’ by Any-Sir8872
thank you! i’ve never posted on this sub before but when i read this headline i thought “this literally sounds like a bit that the onion would do” lol
bigbangbilly t1_jbckscz wrote
Goes well with that Velma tv show.
5050Clown t1_jbckjzm wrote
Reply to comment by atreyulostinmyhead in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
I disagree. Dehumanizing black people will make it easier to find their own people who are willing to do what it takes to steal resources from Africa.
TranscendentPretzel t1_jbcki6q wrote
Reply to comment by captain_chocolate in VIDEO: Dangerous wild cat on cocaine captured in Ohio neighborhood by msnmck
What is the point of owning a serval? I have 3 short-hair domestics. At no point have I ever wished they were bigger, wilder, less predictable, more aggressive, more likely to scratch/bite, fight, or send me or a houseguest to the ER. Is it just that they are rare and people feel cool owning them? Do they actually make good pets?
redheadedwoodpecker t1_jbckb2v wrote
Hey, you can do what you like with them Uighurs and Falung Gong, but you really stepped over the line now, buddy!
1714alpha t1_jbck9xt wrote
This is the single most depressing item ever marketed. It's the magic of nostalgia for the innocence of childhood, mixed with the cheap booze needed to numb the pain of your 3rd failed marriage, crushing debt, and shitty 60hr/week job. The kid who first tipped the sharp plastic edge of the bottle to their anticipating lips is now the broken mid-lifer grimly drinking alone from a dented can in the Walmart parking lot.
r0botdevil t1_jbck207 wrote
Reply to comment by qawsedrf12 in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
Yeah she's not a bad person, but she's kind of a kook.
bloonail t1_jbcjn1o wrote
They don't have any black people to play black people. Japan had similar problems with Godzilla.
prefer-to-stay-anon t1_jbcj236 wrote
Reply to comment by bigbangbilly in Lonestar emerges from stealth with plans for lunar data centers by buggaby
Holy shit. They have Glacier Deep for 0.00099 dollars per GB per month, or 1 dollar per TB per month. How is that economically feasible?!?
Safe_Departure7867 t1_jbcj10p wrote
Jesu I see this post over and over and over and over. Enough already
TheCalebGuy t1_jbcifx6 wrote
Yeah no, all I'm thinking when I hear this is fizzy hella watered down Sunny D.
DieselVoodoo t1_jbci9ek wrote
Reply to comment by KrasnyRed5 in VIDEO: Dangerous wild cat on cocaine captured in Ohio neighborhood by msnmck
Met a few
bstowers t1_jbci4wv wrote
You, sir, unlike 95% of the posters here, understand what the name of this sub means.
atreyulostinmyhead t1_jbchxvk wrote
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that China gives exactly zero F's about racism and racial sensitivity.
IronhideD t1_jbcgw4v wrote
Reply to comment by Ainell in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
Why do you think it's called the blowhole? That was on porpoise.
GeraldWay07 t1_jbcghk7 wrote
The fact they have to state this is insane
moon_buzz t1_jbcghgm wrote
I prefer the purple stuff
Bedbouncer t1_jbcgbey wrote
Reply to comment by kotukutuku in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
It's like that old Chinese saying: "I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and results in 10 years confinement in a re-education camp".
MK5 t1_jbcg9ov wrote
Reply to comment by ivanGCA in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
"Show me on the doll where the dolphin touched you."
ManyFacedGodxxx t1_jbcg9hr wrote
I won’t do it, again; honest!
circasomnia t1_jbcmf1k wrote
Reply to Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert by Bleachi
never.