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JaxRhapsody t1_jbcfj5s wrote
First Indiana likes to copy us, now Ohio...
Mr-Tiddles- t1_jbceuc1 wrote
Fair shout probably.
obsertaries t1_jbcemf8 wrote
Honestly she had a lot of good advice about con-going, washing well was just a small part of it.
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Annajbanana t1_jbce97f wrote
Reply to comment by kw661 in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
r/boneappletea
angelkrusher t1_jbce5oz wrote
Reply to comment by Dirty_Quesadilla in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
LOLOLOLOOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOL
They can give a F about anything brown
Alright-its-me t1_jbce53c wrote
Reply to Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
Meanwhile in Japan, Norway & Iceland we don’t touch we club. But yeah touching bad.
stoneysmoke t1_jbcdvog wrote
Nah, it's much better when you mix vodka with the carrier substance in an old milk jug.
Slim706 t1_jbcdp5n wrote
Reply to Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
A name like Dolphin Dave to me feels like he’s doing a whole lot more than “harassing”
Fortune404 t1_jbcdk20 wrote
Reply to Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
"Jiménez appears to extend his hand toward the whale, nearly touching it."
Lol, in the picture, unless it's a teacup whale that is only 20cm long, he isn't even close to touching it.
Sure, he shouldn't be that close and is doing dumb shit, but no need to sensationlize it silly media...
DemoEvolved t1_jbcdhxy wrote
Cocaine Cat! Now there’s a movie I’d pay to see
Faelwolf t1_jbcd9cw wrote
Reply to comment by M-C_Elroy in VIDEO: Dangerous wild cat on cocaine captured in Ohio neighborhood by msnmck
It's no coincidence that the majority of astronauts are from Ohio. It's so bad that they don't just want to leave the state, they want to leave the planet! :)
irishpwr46 t1_jbcd834 wrote
Reply to comment by petey_wheatstraw_99 in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
Whale oil beef hooked
DorkySloot t1_jbcceu2 wrote
I can feel the tooth decay already…
Jeraimee t1_jbcc2xb wrote
Nope.
kotukutuku t1_jbcbobc wrote
"Any perception of ill-will was from people who are not happy with Beijing’s cooperation with Africa" It is not for Africans to identify racism, it is for the CCP to dictate what is it is not racist. Hmmmmmm
Alohagrown t1_jbcayid wrote
Reply to comment by kw661 in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
“This guy” is located on Maui, this event happened on the Big Island.
Dirty_Quesadilla t1_jbca97m wrote
Yep China totally 💯 NOT being racist 🤣😂
Soangry75 t1_jbca3el wrote
Reply to Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
Endless Ocean was just a video game.
kw661 t1_jbc9oq4 wrote
Reply to comment by Alohagrown in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
He lives here but this was on BI.
restore_democracy t1_jbc9fmt wrote
The reveal: They all are.
Rosebunse t1_jbc9egp wrote
Reply to comment by Martyisruling in Nick Cannon Gives Birth to a New Game Show, Called ‘Who’s Having My Baby?’ by Any-Sir8872
I can't imagine he can actually afford to pay child supoort.support
Rosebunse t1_jbc9c3o wrote
I'm sure this is just some clever wordplay, maybe a dating show?
Me after I read article and watch video: Dear God why?
kw661 t1_jbc9b6x wrote
Reply to comment by wallstreetegg in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
No was this guy gets the honor of being calls Hawaii guy. No f in way.
SnooPeripherals2455 t1_jbcg12d wrote
Reply to Nick Cannon Gives Birth to a New Game Show, Called ‘Who’s Having My Baby?’ by Any-Sir8872
Honestly, they should contact Clarence Thomas Samuel alito and Amy coney Barnett to judge this show after all those three are very, very involved in who should be having kids in this country