I'm going to believe this is a real quote. I want to believe

It's a humpBACK whale. You have to let them go first.

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Considering the overwhelming majority of abortions are done out of convenience and not due to the child having an abnormality, I would say most of the 8,000,000. I don’t understand why abortion advocates ask if the child would have been loved. If given a choice between being loved by my parents and being killed, I’d choose life every time. Should we kill children who were born but are neglected by their parents? Should we killed people with Down Syndrome or some disability?

Where is this guy?

Hawaii man: An American sub species that evolved in a similar way to the Florida man sub species without the overabundant use of meth and Mountain Dew.

Such a rule would make courts places where everybody shouted at everybody else and nothing got done. One of the first things people discovered about courts is that the procedure is required in order for the whole process to proceed in a way that gives everybody a chance to speak and be heard. Courts heavily regulate speech to make everything work.

Wait for 1/19/2038 or the 2/7/2106 bug!

So you are a month behind the actual event with an article from 5 years ago?

okay... so serious question... is he just swimming with them? or is he trying to have sex with them? I think we're all wondering it, right?

No worries m8, we'll take care of it

Just happened last month.

Fine, I’ll let you do it. I guess you’ll have to learn why they’re called hump-back whales, the hard way.

> 2018

GTFO

There's lots of Americans who get kidnapped in Mexico and often! They only cared for these guys cuz they weren't Mexican-Americans.

I think I met her one night at a club.

Nah it was just a fluke.

Insane How ”taking a shot” has widely different meanings for 18 year olds in different places ;)

"There's only one person who'd give me the raspberry....Lone Starr!!!!" Dark Helmet

I see what you did here.

Cocaine Cougar has a decent ring to it.

Cocaine is probably the least dangerous substance found in the Ohio wilderness currently

As funny as this is, the cat could have died or seriously hurt someone

How many of those children would have been born and actually lived? How many of them would have been given loving home and not been killed?

Tell me, what is the US maternity rate and how does it compare to that of other countries?

And the award for the most unnecessary asshole goes to....