Now that would make a great follow up movie to Cocaine Bear

"Enough of the 'Whale Fucking is non-consensual' bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual"

-John McAfee

Confirmed

Who’s their plug??

Australia has fallen. Thoughts and prayers.

Autocarrot strikes again!

> This sort of joint sovereignty is called a condominium

This sub is a parade of not oniony posts.

Wait, did the coke fall off of a train?

Good thought--I probably ought to do the same thing with my old ones. I normally only use the phone app these days.

It's what cats crave.

My mistake. I live in the States and forgot 21 isn't the worldwide drinking age

>Jiménez told officers "he's not going to stop swimming with whales and dolphins, 'because it's magical and others do much worse things,'" the department said.

No one can stop Hawaii man

What is it with all of these animals jacked up on cocaine? Is someone fortifying their feed with it?

A company in Florida, named after Texas, wants to put a data center the size of a book on the moon.

Is this even real? Is this the elaborate setup of an April Fool's joke? How much cocaine went into this plan?

This is absolute nonsense. She wasn’t charged with anything and doesn’t have any consequences, police just shrugged and said that it was a “minor incident”?

You'll hear em' before you see em'.

Next, coked up cougars prowl the strip. Beware, young lads.

Sequel pitches being feverishly written as we speak.

"Alright, how about this. Bear, grumpy, old," tired of this shit".Cat, skittish, excitable, stupid. Team up to take down cartel. Steal their supplies. Give to all animals in a zoo. Plot twist: Matt Damons zoo and he aint havin it."

I see Cocaine Bear is getting a sequel.

That… checks out.

That bug was real. The panic about it that ensued was engineered, though, as software engineers already had a solution and were well on their way to implementing it.

The US news scared people unnecessarily, but a good portion of the public weren't scared about this. Stations made it seem like the world was going to end like they were some kind of doomsday prophet.

In the end, the day came, the day went, and the world moved on.

The legal drinking age in Australia is 18. No one is talking about minors here.

"Poured it out into our bellies!" you mean?

You said that on porpoise

Whale, whale, whale.