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The_Disapyrimid t1_jb9mehl wrote
Reply to Ontario bakery says driver smashed into their storefront, then got nails done next door by icywings100
years ago i worked at a diner attached to a bar which was next to a sandwich shop. the sandwich place was closed for the night. some lady who had left the bar, drunk and on pills of some kind, crashed through the brick wall of the sandwich place. she was trying to go around the corner of the building from the rear parking lot. didn't even come close. smashed right into the building. left her suv where it was and just walked back to the bar. she was just casually hanging out like nothing happened when the cops showed up.
craveass1 t1_jb9loub wrote
Reply to comment by Stachemaster86 in Ontario bakery says driver smashed into their storefront, then got nails done next door by icywings100
How much u wanna bet that there’s an Urban Cutzz barbershop round the corner.
DestructODiGi t1_jb9jffr wrote
>tummy tuck
And crossed into one of the most dangerous areas. I’m not sure this is oniony the way you think it is.
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Reply to comment by Rosebunse in SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
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koalasarentferfuckin t1_jb9gwn1 wrote
Reply to comment by TreyWait in Popular beer recalled in Queensland for having 'excess alcohol' by Adrian-Wapcaplet
Executive meeting over at Shock Top: "Guys, I think I know how we can ship this"
MPal2493 t1_jb9gaoj wrote
Reply to comment by chaoticsquid in Toblerone chocolate to cut iconic Matterhorn logo from packaging due to ‘Swissness’ laws by elizabeth-cooper
Protected Designation of Origin. Champagne, Parma Ham, even fucking Stilton Cheese and Cornish Pasties
[deleted] t1_jb9a6oq wrote
fwiw, i knew lots of socal residents who'd drive into Rosarito/Tijuana for meds all of the time
it is very common (even if not what these folks were doing)
Octowuss1 t1_jb9a52w wrote
“Health care”…
Rosebunse t1_jb99uwn wrote
Reply to comment by dkdndkdmdmdmd in SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
The fetus cannot survive on its own and provides no benefit to the mother. It just takes and takes from her. That is a parasite.
Freethecrafts t1_jb97fdj wrote
Reply to comment by Revenge_of_the_User in Popular beer recalled in Queensland for having 'excess alcohol' by Adrian-Wapcaplet
Purchasers: here’s the empty containers. It was too dangerous to keep around. We poured it out.
Revenge_of_the_User t1_jb95gb0 wrote
Company: "Send it back, its got too much alcohol in it."
Purchasers: "....No?"
AshittyShitPoster t1_jb958a0 wrote
Reply to comment by Henarth in Toblerone chocolate to cut iconic Matterhorn logo from packaging due to ‘Swissness’ laws by elizabeth-cooper
Swiss Miss, Instant Piss
[deleted] t1_jb93duw wrote
Reply to comment by warheadhs in 4 kidnapped Americans crossed into Mexico for health care by yehonatanst
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kmoonster t1_jb917md wrote
Reply to comment by LiesInRuins in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
If we don't count minor ones and vehicle/object on the tracks, yeah. I want it to be just the news being extra jumpy, but I'm not convinced.
Riptide360 t1_jb90ex0 wrote
Reply to comment by WasteAd9692 in Toblerone chocolate to cut iconic Matterhorn logo from packaging due to ‘Swissness’ laws by elizabeth-cooper
Champagne is a crazy trademark! https://vinepair.com/wine-blog/loophole-california-champagne-legal/
throwtheclownaway20 t1_jb8zz5u wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in 4 kidnapped Americans crossed into Mexico for health care by yehonatanst
Yeah, it sucks when Americans have to go to Canada or Cuba for free healthcare that we should already have, but these idiots were going to Mexico to save on a tummy tuck. That place has been a cartel battleground for decades, I don't know why the hell they thought this would be a good idea.
Loki-L t1_jb8z3l7 wrote
Reply to Ontario bakery says driver smashed into their storefront, then got nails done next door by icywings100
To be fair people can act in ways that makes no sense immediately after a crash. The adrenaline and shock makes you act stupid and some people default to "normal" behavior when they don't know what else to do.
However the husband who came to pick up the car was not in a crash and doesn't get a pass.
Also the most important component the age of the driver appears to be missing from the article.
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Sasquatch_5 t1_jb8wc56 wrote
That sucks.
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Reply to comment by warheadhs in 4 kidnapped Americans crossed into Mexico for health care by yehonatanst
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Reply to comment by warheadhs in 4 kidnapped Americans crossed into Mexico for health care by yehonatanst
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warheadhs t1_jb8u95y wrote
crossed into Mexico for *cosmetic surgery.
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KeithMyArthe t1_jb8stoi wrote
Best marketing ploy since the Y2K bug was "invented"
WasteAd9692 t1_jb9msyi wrote
Reply to comment by Law_Student in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
Well, that sounds like a very broken legal system to me.
The right to free speech should have higher priority than procedural concerns.