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SuDragon2k3 t1_jb8slu2 wrote
Reply to comment by chaoticsquid in Toblerone chocolate to cut iconic Matterhorn logo from packaging due to ‘Swissness’ laws by elizabeth-cooper
'Sparkling Hard Cheese'
momma3critters t1_jb8qp95 wrote
Reply to Ontario bakery says driver smashed into their storefront, then got nails done next door by icywings100
Bunch of bull shit. Business destroyed and nothing done about it.
diogenic_logic t1_jb8q3zx wrote
Wait a second
[deleted] t1_jb8pq4f wrote
Reply to comment by dkdndkdmdmdmd in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
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TreyWait t1_jb8ops5 wrote
...and the buying frenzy begins.
rrickitickitavi t1_jb8nnmb wrote
I will dispose of it by pouring it out ... and into a glass.
momma3critters t1_jb8nkm1 wrote
deadwlkn t1_jb8n8n8 wrote
Reply to comment by BluntyTV in Popular beer recalled in Queensland for having 'excess alcohol' by Adrian-Wapcaplet
Corey Wotherington could make a comeback, lol
dkdndkdmdmdmd t1_jb8my8z wrote
Reply to comment by DrunkenOlympian in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
How are pharmaceutical companies responsible for the opioid crisis? Do they forcibly make people ingest opioids? The people who abuse opioids are responsible for the opioid crisis. It just easier to blame some faceless big evil corporation.
I had back surgery and nerve damage that caused excruciating pain recently and was prescribed opioids and I am not addicted in the slightest.
dkdndkdmdmdmd t1_jb8mnt5 wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
Internationally condemned? Funny, the US legal system isn’t bound by international opinion.
dkdndkdmdmdmd t1_jb8mfhs wrote
Reply to Toronto Raptors Apologize For 'Women's History Month' Video That Applauded Women For Having Babies – OutKick by wxcode
So we shouldn’t thank women for carrying and giving birth to society?
dkdndkdmdmdmd t1_jb8m8gq wrote
Reply to comment by Yolectroda in SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
I support bodily autonomy and would not deny a woman that. I would never force a woman who was raped to carry a child to term. If a woman freely engages in intercourse knowing she could conceive forfeits her bodily autonomy by consenting to sex. Saying a woman can’t kill her offspring that the openly produced is like saying forcing a man who had consensual sex to pay child support is slavery. It’s a ridiculous argument.
Syhkane t1_jb8m6vv wrote
Reply to Toblerone chocolate to cut iconic Matterhorn logo from packaging due to ‘Swissness’ laws by elizabeth-cooper
Goodbye Toblerone Bear
dkdndkdmdmdmd t1_jb8lm38 wrote
Reply to comment by Rosebunse in SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
A fetus is not a parasite. This is basic biology.
BluntyTV t1_jb8l8es wrote
I know my Countrymen. And I lived in Queensland for a year.
You get exactly ONE guess as to what will happen when the average 18-25 year old Aussie learns there's "excess alcohol" in Watermelon flavored "beer".
Additional prediction, there will be a mid-scale tiktok trend of these idiots chugging it within days.
ScaryEire1916 t1_jb8kc7o wrote
There is absolutely no way an aussie is sending that shit back hahaha
WelcomeScary4270 t1_jb8k68l wrote
Reply to Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
Once had a drunk stop in the fast lane of a 4 lane freeway and try to give me his license at 2 in the morning.
a) I'm not a cop b) I was otherwise engaged with an extrication
HeadQueerLeader t1_jb8hdw9 wrote
Reply to Ontario bakery says driver smashed into their storefront, then got nails done next door by icywings100
One time at work we heard this loud crash and a few minutes later a lady came in to drop off her dog for doggie daycare and casually informed us that she crashed her car through the glass window of the convenience store next door.
Antibotics t1_jb8fyhe wrote
Reply to comment by Phlanispo in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
Huh, I live in Perth (Australia) and there were enough references in the article to things from Perth (Australia) to not make an obvious link to Scotland:
- There's a Museum of Perth
- There's a suburb named Kinross (I thought it strange this lone suburb was singled out for mention). I didn't think the suburb of Kinross had particularly deep and ancient roots though.
- There's a George Street in Perth (WA)
I suppose the name of the news site should have been a give away.
mvanvrancken t1_jb8fuxw wrote
Reply to comment by Rosebunse in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
You're kidding, right? Gott Mit Uns (God With Us) was the motto of the Reich. Hitler gained support from the Catholic Church and steadfastly argued that Germany was a Christian nation, and willed by God to pursue the purification of Germany.
Rosebunse t1_jb8fdv7 wrote
Reply to comment by mvanvrancken in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
I mean, look at eugenics, even the Holocaust had a weird atheist bent to it. Even without God, people want to believe that their suffering matters or they can fix things.
mvanvrancken t1_jb8er2g wrote
Reply to comment by Rosebunse in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
Yup, we’re human too! Patterns is what we do, sometimes to outrageous effect.
Rosebunse t1_jb8e0y0 wrote
Reply to comment by mvanvrancken in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
I guess I am not ready to not believe. Plus, I have found that even without God, atheists ask the same questions. They try and find patterns and reasons too.
AssCakesMcGee t1_jb8dz99 wrote
Joins sexist cult - Complains about sexism in cult.
SuDragon2k3 t1_jb8spz1 wrote
Reply to comment by JustMeLurkingAround- in Toblerone chocolate to cut iconic Matterhorn logo from packaging due to ‘Swissness’ laws by elizabeth-cooper
What if...Switzerland....*annexes...*this new production location?