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chaoticsquid t1_jb8cp0m wrote
Reply to comment by ux3l in Toblerone chocolate to cut iconic Matterhorn logo from packaging due to ‘Swissness’ laws by elizabeth-cooper
Italy has kinda similar laws when it comes to food, but that's more about names than anything. Things like not being allowed to say your parmesan is 'parmigiano regianno' if it's not from Italy and made in the right way, but this doesn't really fall into that kind of category
mvanvrancken t1_jb8c4ki wrote
Reply to comment by Rosebunse in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
There is an astonishingly high chance that there is absolutely nothing at all that one could call a "god". It's an entirely fabricated concept.
On a side note, sorry about the story you read. I've certainly seen some day ruiners.
mvanvrancken t1_jb8buei wrote
Reply to comment by Smart-Rip-3733 in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
What would the Catholic Church need to do in order to get you to just walk the fuck away? If they're this wrong about the basics then just imagine the assload of doctrinal crap they're selling you.
Rosebunse t1_jb8bbqz wrote
Reply to comment by mvanvrancken in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
Dude, I accidentally read the worst story I possibly could today. My God isn't benevolent and good and doesn't grant me wishes. I think I'm probably right on this one.
mvanvrancken t1_jb8b5pe wrote
Reply to comment by Rosebunse in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
Yes, BUT - then you're just basically inventing a god that you like. It's possible that ALL of the religions are wrong, but I find it even more probable that your personal opinion on gods would be even wronger.
booga_booga_partyguy t1_jb8alip wrote
Reply to comment by Henarth in Toblerone chocolate to cut iconic Matterhorn logo from packaging due to ‘Swissness’ laws by elizabeth-cooper
That's a Matter of opinion.
Stachemaster86 t1_jb89l3q wrote
Reply to Ontario bakery says driver smashed into their storefront, then got nails done next door by icywings100
Nobody was at Guilty Pleasurez Dezzert Cafe at the time since it typically opens at 11 a.m. - That’s a unique business name.
sharipep t1_jb88icu wrote
Reply to comment by Bogmanbob in Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
Moisturize, stay out of the Sun and lay off the sauce
four-one-6ix t1_jb88dxf wrote
Reply to Ontario bakery says driver smashed into their storefront, then got nails done next door by icywings100
Where is this so I can drive into nail salon and then casually come in for a chocolate croissant and call it justice?
Dewshbag41 t1_jb87qwa wrote
Reply to comment by Wisdomlost in Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
Sums up Northern Illinois pretty well.
Most people think of Chicago when they think northern IL, it's mostly empty fields filled with drunks, druggies, and the dregs of society, basically Florida.
Dewshbag41 t1_jb87hpy wrote
Reply to Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
Hey this is right by my home town!
The drunks in Republican stronghold of the NW suburbs are fucking deadly and absolutely batshit fucking crazy.
[deleted] t1_jb87czt wrote
Reply to Toblerone chocolate to cut iconic Matterhorn logo from packaging due to ‘Swissness’ laws by elizabeth-cooper
All this time I just thought it was a made up name for a Disneyland ride.
InternetPeon t1_jb86oms wrote
Reply to Ontario bakery says driver smashed into their storefront, then got nails done next door by icywings100
Sell that bitch a cake.
Fire_RPG_at_the_Z t1_jb850u2 wrote
Reply to comment by Bishop51213 in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
It's heavily funded by evangelical groups that do not support the inclusive message of the ads. These people are religious extremists who want to impose a very noninclusive world on the rest of us.
For example, one of them is the money behind Hobby Lobby. Those assholes are part of the reason your employer gets to decide whether your health insurance covers reproductive care.
They're using a progressive message they despise to polish the image of Christianity... the same image they have spent their lives tarnishing. These people can go sit on a cactus and spin.
TimeVortex161 t1_jb7r5rt wrote
Reply to comment by hesh582 in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
I’m aware of that, I just wanted to avoid jargon terms for the sake of those not in the weeds.
ahatchingegg t1_jb7qtf6 wrote
Reply to Toblerone chocolate to cut iconic Matterhorn logo from packaging due to ‘Swissness’ laws by elizabeth-cooper
Well now I don’t even want one.
WasteAd9692 t1_jb7q2jp wrote
Reply to comment by Low-Ad-1092 in Cow killer deemed to rot in hell as many years as there are hairs upon his body: Allahabad High Court by Change_petition
Hard sentencing will not magically make the american justice system start working
WasteAd9692 t1_jb7pwpd wrote
Reply to comment by uniqualykerd in Cow killer deemed to rot in hell as many years as there are hairs upon his body: Allahabad High Court by Change_petition
It does sound like a parody.
Bogmanbob t1_jb7pqs4 wrote
Reply to comment by The_Electric_Mayham in Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
Sitting here at 53 not all that far from the scene of the crime I'm doubling up on my early to bed and morning exercise vow after looking at that mug shot.
WasteAd9692 t1_jb7pcg5 wrote
Reply to comment by tesrella in You Could Brick The Nintendo Wii U Just For Not Using It, Reports Claim by RangoTheMerc
Lithium ion batteries have this problem too.
iamrancid t1_jb7os4j wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in You Could Brick The Nintendo Wii U Just For Not Using It, Reports Claim by RangoTheMerc
Those curlicues in your hair make me so hot I can’t think straight.
Crystalraf t1_jb7onrf wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
how is that revenge?
superkleenex t1_jb7nejv wrote
Reply to comment by RGB3x3 in Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
They barely stop any crime. They usually make stuff worse.
Rosebunse t1_jb7m6ao wrote
Reply to comment by wewora in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
No, you're right. You're right.
Pademelon1 t1_jb8do5e wrote
Reply to comment by tauntingbob in Toblerone chocolate to cut iconic Matterhorn logo from packaging due to ‘Swissness’ laws by elizabeth-cooper
Nah they're right. When PDO over champagne first became a thing, there were already American wineries producing 'champagne', and they wouldn't agree to the PDO terms for many years. Finally, the PDO was negotiated that historic American champagne lines could continue to be produced, however, it has to mention 'California'.
Only a small number of these historic lines continue to be produced however, and almost entirely for the American market.