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jeffersonairmattress t1_jb5px05 wrote
Reply to comment by The_Electric_Mayham in Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
Jesus- time to let go of the blonde, too. She’d look far more human with grey.
RGB3x3 t1_jb5pq0k wrote
Reply to comment by SilasX in Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
Honestly, most of what cops do is sit around clocking people, causing distractions, accidents, and extreme slowdowns in traffic.
They're just an annoyance when they're not actively stopping real crime.
jfcmfer t1_jb5pm9b wrote
Reply to Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
This is like when my high school buddy was trying to de-stem some weed in his car and suddenly found a helpful light shining in, so he held the bag up into the light to get a better look at the stems and seeds. Turned out to be a bad idea.
Riptide360 t1_jb5ovn0 wrote
Reply to Toblerone chocolate to cut iconic Matterhorn logo from packaging due to ‘Swissness’ laws by elizabeth-cooper
Is Disneyland’s Matterhorn mountain next?
TubbyPachyderm t1_jb5oqtq wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
This happened in my family. My grandmother ran off with a guy. My grandfather, drunk off his ass, called up the guys wife that he left to hook up. They hit it off and stayed together. Both couples were together until death after the switcheroo.
Feraltrout t1_jb5oeq4 wrote
Reply to comment by GoldenRamoth in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
That's the part that grinds my gears, accountability should very easy but there is always some excuse for the greed
Trelefor t1_jb5oc7c wrote
If you're sick of the church go protestant and save yourself the trouble of trying to fix something held together with duct tape and patriarchal hierarchy
Writer10 t1_jb5ob7s wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Aka “The Shania Twain Story, In Reverse.”
Snowleopard1469 t1_jb5ntoh wrote
Reply to Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
rare to see my hometown for anything, but this makes sense.
LLPF2 t1_jb5njl5 wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
My sister almost did this, she realized how much of a no thank you it was and ended the relationship. Her dirt bag ex is still “with” his neighbor and any one else he can get into bed.
mrp3anut t1_jb5nb7x wrote
Reply to comment by TeamRandom27 in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
Murder vs manslaughter is not a good comparison to this scenario. The difference between murder and manslaughter is a difference in “did you do this on purpose” not a difference in your personal justification for why you did the thing.
PM_ME_UR_SEAHORSE t1_jb5mt5q wrote
Reply to comment by riggerrig in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
We could get rid of CEOs, I definitely think the answer is to radically change the economic system, not to keep these insane power imbalances and just hope that somehow better people will fill those positions
hurty7591 t1_jb5mr95 wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Noice. It’s the plot of Seduction of Mimi
pearso66 t1_jb5mqwq wrote
Reply to comment by djm11b1p in Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
As someone who grew up in Ingleside, or seemed to be a point of pride how many bars there were.
pearso66 t1_jb5mgnr wrote
Reply to comment by budgreenbud in Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
Can confirm, grew up just down the road, and went to school in Fox Lake.
technologite t1_jb5mfya wrote
Reply to Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
>two counts of aggravated driving under the influence
How do you drive a car drunk twice?
Fox Lake. Where a cop embezzled from the youth program and then killed himself. But not before calling in a black guy who sent the chicago area law enforcement into a panic looking for something that didn't exist.
My favorite incident from that whole fiasco was one night, live on the news, someone's helicopter spotted some heat in the middle of a corn field....
Pretty sure every single cop in illinois and wisconsin responded and it turned out to be an electrical transformer. God they're dumb.
heyimjason t1_jb5m4eq wrote
Reply to Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
Yet booze is legal and marijuana is federally illegal. I hate everything.
wern00 t1_jb5m1as wrote
Reply to comment by majikmyk in Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
especially if youre drunk
technologite t1_jb5lyzj wrote
Reply to comment by budgreenbud in Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
You're not wrong.
JarasM t1_jb5lxzs wrote
What did Ash do when the Johto League called? Did he say "but Johhto is over the border"? No, he just went. Trainers these days.
MrDork t1_jb5lui9 wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
I had a girlfriend when I was in my 20's whose parents essentially swapped with their best friends like this. I always found it to be really weird and bizarre. But hey, as long as everyone's happy I'm happy. :)
djm11b1p t1_jb5l91z wrote
Reply to Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
As someone who grew up in Lake County, IL. I can tell you that at one point there were 2.5 bars per person in Fox Lake and Ingleside combined. Fox Lake was an old summer vacation area for the rich people of Chicago and you had two things to do there. Fishing and drinking. I'm not surprised that this happened. What I am surprised about is how the article doesn't mention how often the cops pull over drunk drivers on 59, Grand, and Rollins. Last time I was visiting family there were cops sitting outside Dino's Den (a restaurant/bar) waiting for people to leave Hello Folks (a bar across the street from Dino's) just so they could grab people that looked intoxicated leaving there.
v3ritas1989 t1_jb5kzui wrote
Reply to comment by sravll in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Probably interesting for the children too. I actually have a family name that has no relation to my biological parents. The names were just carried over from another marriage. Not so funny though if you then date the daughter of the other couple and everyone else in school thinks you are dating your cousin.
MWF123 t1_jb5kxnx wrote
Reply to comment by AnybodySeeMyKeys in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
If you’re raised in it, you grow up believing they’re the moral authority of the world, and to even question that means you have a problem.
Also, family and community pressure.
mrp3anut t1_jb5q3t1 wrote
Reply to comment by SellDonutsAtMyDoor in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
Its more that “i did it because X” is only a defense when X is something society has written in as a justified reason to break that law. In the case of murder society has predetermined that self defense is a legitimate reason to kill someone and thus it can used as a defense. Killing someone because they are a climate denial activist, they are on the other side of the abortion debate, or any other reason that you personally believe to be a good enough is not a legit defense.
The law needs to be applied as equally as possible and not be subject to the whims of a given judge or jury. Obviously we aren’t perfect at accomplishing this but to purposefully undermine that foundation is a very dangerous thing. It took society a long time to progress to the point that our legal systems are set up to strive for fairness rather than punish whoever the local powers doesn’t like while letting others off because they “did it for the greater good”. Would you support the idea that the state could highlight that these two “did it for climate change” if the jury was likely yo be climate change deniers and thus more likely to find the women guilty due to their political dislike of climate change activists?