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featherfooted t1_jb5kkvo wrote
Reply to comment by TotalimusTV in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
I feel like one has to share this real-life, definitely happened, documented and everything version: https://youtu.be/GtF0GSJtOSo
gandhikahn t1_jb5k4k9 wrote
Reply to comment by RBHubbell58 in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
12ft.io
Wisdomlost t1_jb5k24k wrote
Reply to Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
She more than deserved to be arrested. Driving on no license in an uninsured car while drinking and she stops in the middle of the road to give a cop shit about his lights being bright.
gandhikahn t1_jb5jzmu wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
At least with drag queens theres a really good chance their sexual preferences feature consenting adults..
Can't say the same for priests
RubyJuneRocket t1_jb5jz7m wrote
Reply to comment by ohdearitsrichardiii in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Are you from Poughkeepsie by any chance 😂
GoateusMaximus t1_jb5jlgq wrote
Look, it's basic etiquette down here.
You are not required to answer the door if it's a gator knocking.
LongStiffFrogNips t1_jb5jhnn wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Ultimate uno reverse
Run-Riot t1_jb5j6mb wrote
Reply to comment by TimeVortex161 in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
Not having an openly white-hot hatred of the Catholic Church on reddit?
Bold move and good luck with one of reddit’s biggest circle jerks.
TheLurkingMenace t1_jb5ig0p wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
That's not eloping, that's "running off." Eloping is when a couple leaves town to get married, usually to avoid family members who would violently interfere.
peensteen t1_jb5ic6b wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Dude stole my wife revenge plan.
Step 1: Marry HIS wife and end up supporting his children.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!
AzLibDem t1_jb5iau1 wrote
Simple solution
Bishop51213 t1_jb5i10b wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
Yeah that doesn't surprise me one bit
Jampine t1_jb5hori wrote
Reply to comment by GoldenRamoth in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
But wouldn't it basically be impossible to merge theism with accountability?
There's no definitive proof that anyone has spoken to, heard or even seen any devine entity, so the entire system is basically built on hearsay.
And because of that, it's impossible to police, since everyone's argument about how it should be run has the same amount of evidence (zero).
SilasX t1_jb5hjfz wrote
Reply to comment by majikmyk in Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
Agreed, law enforcement in the US likes to light up patrol cars like a goddamn Christmas tree [1]"for officer safety", but really they just create a massive distraction that increases the risk of collision or unnecessary slowdown.
[1] Even that's understating it, their lights are brighter than most xmas trees I've seen, even the lavish public ones.
supermanmjm t1_jb5hc2w wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
That reverse Uno card getting some play.
anengineerandacat t1_jb5h55i wrote
Reply to comment by GyakuBoop in Pokemon Go player baffled as Timed Research demands they go to Mexico by oofdonkey
Hard to really call Pokemon Go an "MMO" it's a lite version for sure but I agree that a fully fledged Pokemon MMO is an untapped market.
The older Pokemon games had some great mechanics where at least duo'ing could easily be a thing for PvE content and obviously the whole PvP aspect would simply be what we have today (except wandering the world).
I think what? TemTem is the only real one in this space? I haven't played it so I don't know how good it is but perhaps Nintendo might one day partner-up to offer a spin-off if their engine is decent enough.
Mrfunnnnyguy t1_jb5guk9 wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Shania Twain enters the chat.
The_Electric_Mayham t1_jb5gje6 wrote
Reply to Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
That's a hard 52. Take it easy with the booze, folks.
[deleted] t1_jb5g039 wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
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ohdearitsrichardiii t1_jb5fvoa wrote
Reply to comment by RubyJuneRocket in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
The parents and neighbours of a kid in my school. I don't think they made the news though
Rrraou t1_jb5fkyj wrote
Reply to comment by Bokbreath in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
And resentment.
Mista_Cash_Ew t1_jb5fe36 wrote
Reply to comment by Edelkern in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
You don't have to love someone to feel hurt by them. It could still hurt their egos that their exes moved on easily or the belief that the exes will be talking shit to each other behind their backs
paxrom2 t1_jb5fc2n wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
This is what happened to Shania Twain.
Jester252 t1_jb5f6zj wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Revenge? sounds more like a solid trade to me.
DM_Me_For_Dog_Pics t1_jb5krbg wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Criss Cross!