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ArdentFecologist t1_jb50pab wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Yeah, thats healthy
Affectionate_Most_64 t1_jb50ntn wrote
Reply to Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
Not florida? I’m really disappointed in us down here to not take this title
communistfairy t1_jb50mqw wrote
Reply to comment by DaveOJ12 in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Oh shit, I figured this happened in a Shania Twain song
capt_yellowbeard t1_jb50hqd wrote
Reply to comment by Bokbreath in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Eek barbadurkle. SOMEONE’S going to get laid in college.
ProfessorPetrus t1_jb503dy wrote
Reply to comment by PrecariouslySane in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Tip tier kind right there.
kepto420 t1_jb4zucm wrote
Reply to comment by PlankOfWoood in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
new dragonball arch is wild
majikmyk t1_jb4zoo8 wrote
Reply to Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
Okay but she has a point. those lights are stupid bright when you're just trying to drive down the road without being blinded
AceOfHoes t1_jb4znzh wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Fair trade
TimeVortex161 t1_jb4zjmg wrote
Reply to comment by AnybodySeeMyKeys in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
As a practicing catholic, it’s about reforming from the inside. One tenant of the catholic and orthodox faiths that is important is the historical continuity (known as apostolic succession). The idea of separating the church from the traditions it has inherited (not all traditions mind you, many of the worst started after 1000CE) is considered the equivalent of making a kid an orphan for life just because their parents are abusive.
I’m not saying you have to agree, but the bulk of people affiliated with the church is not it’s leadership, just as the bulk of Americans are not it’s government. Most of us want a church that is nonabusive, fair to all, diverse, etc. euthanizing it will not solve any problems.
tryingtodefendhim t1_jb4ze2n wrote
Reply to comment by my__name__is in Pokemon Go player baffled as Timed Research demands they go to Mexico by oofdonkey
My pokemon game led me into an active warzone...
Edit: into an active volcano*
eulynn34 t1_jb4zdk9 wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Turnabout is fair play
[deleted] t1_jb4z45j wrote
peter-doubt t1_jb4yxmt wrote
Reply to Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
> Bambach, 52, of Fox Lake, was charged with two counts of aggravated driving under the influence, driving on a revoked or suspended license, operating an uninsured motor vehicle and improper stopping or parking.
Almost like the rules don't apply to her.
tacoTig3r t1_jb4y060 wrote
Reply to comment by Rosebunse in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
That does not sound very christian (profitable), where's the point (power) in that?
thomdharmapollard t1_jb4xspy wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Kind of an extreme and expensive way to exact revenge, let alone the possibility that the new wife is a virago lol
BozoidBob t1_jb4xkvl wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
And they all lived happily ever after?/s
talks-to-myself t1_jb4xe6s wrote
Reply to comment by RubyJuneRocket in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Steph curry’s parents
I_love_hate_reddit t1_jb4x8pf wrote
Isn't there a way to spoof your GPS? I remember reading a whole thread about how to get away with it.
ATC_av8er t1_jb4x36l wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Is it sad that before I opened the article, I was expecting Florida Man to be behind this one?
xustos t1_jb4wz7d wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Jeff bezos vibe
srrymydog8yrtwinkie t1_jb4wpka wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
I worked for a couple who did this in the States in the 90's.
InflatableLabboons t1_jb4w79j wrote
Reply to comment by FindorKotor93 in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
I couldn't encapsulate her better than that... Especially having espoused the sanctity of marriage a year previously.
Lokivstheworld t1_jb4w5nd wrote
Reply to Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
There was a cop car in a lake?
KornyKingKeNobi t1_jb4vybk wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
as fucked up it is for everyone involved ... it's fucking hilarious haha
[deleted] t1_jb510a6 wrote
Reply to comment by Bishop51213 in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
It's the standard alt right funded mealy mouthed bullshit that pretends to be progressive to reel you in.
Real progressive churches don't spend hella money on tv ads.