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bannacct56 t1_jb4uk4z wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
I'm not saying they're lying, but isn't that what they said the first time also?
bulletbassman t1_jb4uixa wrote
Reply to comment by tomtomcowboy in Watch a drag queen named Meatball transform into Rep. George Santos by Cagey898
“I want so bad to hear George santo’s opinion”
“I know he will hate it, but I still want to hear it”
😂 well played meatball. Well played.
[deleted] t1_jb4uf7h wrote
Reply to comment by sravll in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
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PlankOfWoood t1_jb4tt95 wrote
Reply to comment by PrecariouslySane in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
All I hear is allot of grunting and super saiyan sounds.
DennisHakkie t1_jb4tt2m wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Wait, you are telling me it ISN’T okay to bang the ex of your best mate for fun?
Earnastus t1_jb4t21s wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
What an idiot. He was free! Then he runs of and gets married again.
flowersermon9 t1_jb4srok wrote
Reply to comment by sravll in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
One of my best friends parents are the same way and everyone still gets along, goes on vacations together, etc. I thought it was weird at first but no one in his actual family did so I guess I was the weird one. I had no idea this was so common!
MrLivefromthe215 t1_jb4sea1 wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Uno reverse card in play
Defaulted1364 t1_jb4rues wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Did something kinda similar recently, guy I was dating ditched me to go on a date with this girl he liked and then had the nerve to ask me to drive her home for him before we hung out, well she didn’t know about me and we kept in contact, guess which of the two of us are currently dating
Readityesterday2 t1_jb4ptkm wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Legalized swinging
ornithocheirus t1_jb4pi7q wrote
Reply to Not forbidden for anaesthetists to leave surgery to take phone call but surgeons prefer those who don’t by SYLOH
I can see why this happens. The anaesthetist is really interested in the going to sleep and waking up bits, and maybe any crucial bits of surgery if the surgeon is about to do something quite funky.
The rest of it is just sitting there at the head of a sleeping patient. They often have a little machine which gives your face a little electric pulse and you can tell how deep the anaesthesia is by how much their face twitches and adjust things from there. I'm not saying it's simple, but if you've done it a million times then it becomes trivial.
Anaesthetics is a great lifestyle because between all that you can answer your emails and get admin done in little chunks (I work on a ward where it's nonstop 8:30 - 6 and I basically answer my emails at home in my 'free time').
You can see how you get adapted to that lifestyle and unless you're mindful of your own thought processes, you come to see that time mid-surgery as "your" time and wouldn't think twice about stepping out for a phone call (that you expect to be brief) to avoid distracting the surgeon, which may well be work related about something happening with another patient.
Not saying it's right. It's crazy. The human mind can get accustomed to any amount of responsibility and pressure to the point where the life signs of a frail cancer patient are completely your responsibility while a surgeon tries to do their thing, and you're popping out to grab a coffee and a catch up.
FindorKotor93 t1_jb4p53e wrote
Reply to comment by Worldatmyfingertips in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
No. in context it means a holier than thou religious narcissist. Someone who espouses their own righteousness, forgives their own transgressions but hates those that don't make them feel like their faith is special. It's not a matter of sarcasm, it's just the fact that faith is a form of narcissism and so those most addicted to it are as hypocritical as you'd expect.
Bigtb64 t1_jb4oncd wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
That’ll show ‘em!
th4t_n3rdy_9uy t1_jb4o8rc wrote
Reply to comment by QwilleransMustache in Pokemon Go player baffled as Timed Research demands they go to Mexico by oofdonkey
I feel like I'm in 2016 again
mileswilliams t1_jb4o6hs wrote
If you are a woman, avoid all religious men, Muslim, Catholic or Jewish you are going to have a bad time.
the_obiwan t1_jb4nnr2 wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Isn't that the plot of the music video for "Gives You Hell"?
runitius t1_jb4ng17 wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Netflix rn: “write this down”
Worldatmyfingertips t1_jb4mhdn wrote
Reply to comment by InflatableLabboons in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Just looked up pious because my definition was exact opposite of yours and here I am learning that you can use it sarcastically to mean the opposite (in a sense)
lostcauz707 t1_jb4l2ik wrote
Reply to comment by Crooked_Cock in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
Priests have been molesting children since forever and these people still go to church constantly and defend them as they get shuffled around like trigger happy cops. There is really nothing new to this, even in regards to women.
ChipmunkFish t1_jb4ky9t wrote
Reply to comment by thewallyp in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
2.3 derailments per day all across the country for years and years but conveniently this is the guy you hates fault and not the shitty rail companies. Makes sense.
Harambememes69 t1_jb4jyyv wrote
Reply to comment by Msfracture in Cow killer deemed to rot in hell as many years as there are hairs upon his body: Allahabad High Court by Change_petition
He's not. He's just telling about the stuff that is in Hindu religious texts (he's a muslim himself)
ZombieZookeeper t1_jb4jced wrote
Reply to comment by Bokbreath in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Possibly trading up.
kytheon t1_jb4il5s wrote
Reply to comment by 679gog in Pokemon Go player baffled as Timed Research demands they go to Mexico by oofdonkey
I’d be surprised if they coded in the entire border. Instead just go with an approximation radius.
Sounds like the article is just hype.
Luckywithtime t1_jb4i9pv wrote
The front porch is the worst, though if I had to choose I'd still go front porch over bite to the head.
apple-masher t1_jb4vple wrote
Reply to comment by ImSoupOrCereal in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
yeah, it's the "And vice-versa" that makes it extra spicy.