Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
Msfracture t1_jb3ym4d wrote
Reply to Cow killer deemed to rot in hell as many years as there are hairs upon his body: Allahabad High Court by Change_petition
God doesn't cast people into hell for killing cows. Man cannot sentence people to hell.
710AlpacaBowl t1_jb3yfug wrote
Reply to comment by JerGigs in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Yeah he is no Randy Savage
gr8snapper2good4u t1_jb3xn5f wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Isn’t this what happened with Shania Twain and Mutt Lange ?
zanderkerbal t1_jb3xbm1 wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
I'm sorry for not wanting to die.
usernameusehername t1_jb3x65l wrote
Reply to comment by DaveOJ12 in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Im from timmins ontario like she was. And i didnt know this. Oh well.
Objectonmydesk t1_jb3x3t7 wrote
Queue red polled conservative talking heads calling for nationwide balloon buying sprees.
bolteon593 t1_jb3vs67 wrote
Reply to comment by yegmoto in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
I wasn’t disagreeing.
Chiinoe t1_jb3ukoc wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
What in the White Lotus is this?
[deleted] t1_jb3ufr5 wrote
Reply to comment by AnybodySeeMyKeys in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
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zstandig t1_jb3u0ff wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Quick, somebody buy the rights and make a romantic comedy!
my__name__is t1_jb3tv11 wrote
Reply to comment by 679gog in Pokemon Go player baffled as Timed Research demands they go to Mexico by oofdonkey
Maybe you should read it. It's not very long:
>However, trainers quickly pointed out that Baroque1750 may live close enough to the US/Mexico border for the game to think they live in that region. “Most of the boundaries in the game are square blocks. The border is not a straight line. Southern California and southern parts of Texas may show as Mexico. Northern Mexico May show as USA.”
Edelkern t1_jb3tkvm wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
I doubt the couple that eloped actually cares, they made it pretty clear they don't want their previous partners. It's a pretty weak revenge.
Ahelex t1_jb3sxgo wrote
Reply to comment by Bokbreath in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Or: Wipe swapping with extra sex.
[deleted] t1_jb3sre7 wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
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KingRobotPrince t1_jb3sihn wrote
Reply to comment by zanderkerbal in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
Perfect example of the craziness the judge was trying to prevent.
Rosebunse t1_jb3sdhs wrote
Reply to comment by riggerrig in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
You know, you can believe in God and not organized religion
arkofjoy t1_jb3roa2 wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
This story should be a Netflix series.
ThirdHandTyping t1_jb3rllt wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
A hate marriage is a hot marriage
Dirty_Quesadilla t1_jb3rf4i wrote
Reply to comment by Bokbreath in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Bride Barter: Bollywood!
Strontium_9T t1_jb3rdps wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Those billions in our tax that Biden gave to Ukraine could have prevented this. I guess starting WW3 is more important.
thereisafrx t1_jb3qpdc wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
There’s a great country music song about this:
“Surprise”.
Gotta go give it a listen now.
Fluffy_Mood5781 t1_jb3qiqa wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
This sounds like a coke fueled executive 2005 sitcom. With some name like “spouse swap” or “marriage mixup”
BonChance123 t1_jb3qaqc wrote
Reply to comment by RubyJuneRocket in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
That don't impress me much
NotSayinItWasAliens t1_jb3q5yk wrote
Reply to comment by lastMinute_panic in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
I see what you did.
iamsofriggintired t1_jb3ywzh wrote
Reply to comment by Vanhandle in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
I blocked the username that the ads are under and I haven't seen one since. It's great! I don't even know if they still advertise on reddit since I haven't seen one in quite a while. Highly recommend.
Edit: Suddenly, blocks no longer mean fuck all to this account. I'm getting the ads no matter how many times I downvote and block. Clearly, I'm not interested in this content, why are you showing it to me. Bring back the solar panels and cars and weird niche apps, PLEASE.