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Crooked_Cock t1_jb3jb97 wrote
Reply to comment by eulynn34 in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
No you see it’s different because last time the GOVERNMENT said it, but we can totally trust the words coming directly from the corporation /s
18114 t1_jb3jb5l wrote
Reply to comment by BardicSense in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
NE Ohio resident here. The tracks are all so shitty here. I asked a repairman one day what’s up with these tracks. I had fear going over them He replied “ It‘s Ohio”.
Crooked_Cock t1_jb3j8by wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
I’m gonna call bullshit
The local government said that about the first derailment, but I believe it even less coming directly from the company
Crooked_Cock t1_jb3j1rm wrote
Yknow if reporters really want to get the word out about sex abuse in the church they really shouldn’t lock their stories behind a fucking subscription service.
Crazy-Inspection-778 t1_jb3ifhv wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
They all deserve each other
[deleted] t1_jb3i63a wrote
Reply to comment by Illustrious-Gas-9766 in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
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zanderkerbal t1_jb3hvl2 wrote
Reply to comment by Law_Student in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
I understand how dangerous a precedent this would be when applied to any of the many terrible political reasons people do things for, but frankly, the way climate change is going, I think we're at the point where if people don't start exceeding their authority very fast the legal system is going to become a suicide pact.
jctwok t1_jb3huaq wrote
r/OrphanCrushingMachine
go_comatose_for_me t1_jb3hpgf wrote
Reply to comment by RBHubbell58 in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
The bypass paywall clean extension bypasses a lot of paywalls, including this one.
octoreadit t1_jb3hl1p wrote
Knock, knock! Who's the-AAAAAAAAA
zanderkerbal t1_jb3hf7d wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
Frankly, if the law says that it's not okay to try to prevent your extermination, the law can get fucked, and anybody in a position to prevent the law from getting us killed has an obligation to do so. In the majority of cases, I would probably agree with the principle, but even then seven weeks is ridiculous.
bstowers t1_jb3h9rh wrote
Reply to comment by BelmontIncident in Florida alligator bites man on his front porch after he opens door: police by r3taylor
Candygram
BelmontIncident t1_jb3h3fr wrote
Knock knock...land shark
rip1980 t1_jb3gqo0 wrote
It's like playing a Uno Reverse card on Grubhub.
supercyberlurker t1_jb3gpj4 wrote
Reply to comment by AnybodySeeMyKeys in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
It's basically semi-codified generational abuse.
bigbangbilly t1_jb3fzhq wrote
Onwards to Hueco Mundo!
Emanemanem t1_jb3fjus wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
This situation actually happened to some friends mine. Except it wasn’t revenge, it just kind of happened.
Both couples were good friends with one another, there was an affair between two of the partners in the relationship, very messy breakup, etc etc. The cheating partners both moved out and eventually got married. In the aftermath, the non-cheating partners ended up together.
tomtomcowboy t1_jb3fh8l wrote
I dont see a meatball or santos in the article ☹️
Vercentorix t1_jb3ffwk wrote
Why is this here?
Balloons are a scourge to wildlife and nature in general.
Not that there aren't a million other things on that list, but no one should have a problem with this.
DaveOJ12 t1_jb3eyix wrote
Reply to comment by RubyJuneRocket in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
I was trying to unpack that one, but there's a lot to unpack. Lol.
I'll give it a shot.
Twain meets Lange and marries him.
Lange has an affair with Twains best friend and they divorced.
Twain marries the husband of Twains best friend the same year.
Juxtapoisson t1_jb3eg69 wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
I do like things to be efficient.
RubyJuneRocket t1_jb3ebjx wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Shania Twain
AnybodySeeMyKeys t1_jb3e6rp wrote
I just don't understand the allegiance to the Catholic church.
my__name__is t1_jb3e2tu wrote
Alternative title: GPS based game doesn't match real life borders.
I can see why they didn't go for that.
Crooked_Cock t1_jb3jecl wrote
Reply to comment by LiesInRuins in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
It’s possible that as a result of the east Palestine disaster they’re being reported on more frequently